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This week, oft surgically enhanced reality star Heidi Montag revealed that she’s completely addicted to plastic surgery, going so far as to get ten different procedures in one day late last year. The pictures are shocking to many, as the new, soulless creature staring back at us seems hardly like the Heidi we know and …
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You gotta admire the balls on Jimmy Kimmel to show up on Jay Leno’s talk show and then proceed to bash the host with a series of withering, passive (and not so passive) aggressive insults, veiled thinly as jokes. Watching this clip is a tremendously awkward affair, especially given the simmering disdain Jay Leno can …
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American Idol headed down to the ATL last night, home of Ryan Seacrest, Coca-Cola, and America’s burgeoning Independence Party industry. While this trip down to Hotlanta lacked any weave-pulling brawls or bombastic helicopter entrances, I’m happy to report that it was just as entertaining as any given episode of last season’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. …
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Those blonde bitches are back tonight on Bravo. I’m talking of course about The Real Housewives of Orange County, who continue to amaze with their special brand of cattiness. Things look relatively demure on tonight’s episode — at least based on the preview clips offered up here. In the video above, Vicki arranges a slumber …
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Ever wonder what Whitney Port’s favorite movies of all time are? Well, good news! She just posted a comprehensible list of flicks on her blog, and needless to say, it’s exactly what one would expect from a fledgling designer in New York City’s gritty and hip fashion scene. Teen Witch is practically a prerequisite to …
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Well, it’s official. American Idol is back, and everything over the next five months will more or less center around it. Sure, there’ll be diversions, but it’s the same thing every year: endless pontificating about singing and style and commercial viability, leading to gradually intensifying loyalties until lines are drawn in the sand with the …
NBC has made a total mess of its late night situation, and after announcing that Jay Leno would be moving back to 11:35 PM, everyone was left wondering what Conan would do: settle for a sure-thing job at 12:05 AM? Or bail on NBC for another network instead? Well, it looks like Conan has made …
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I was bored today; so I decided to return to one of my favorite hobbies: mashing up the Real Housewives with random photos. This post’s theme: animals! (courtesy of Boston.com) I probably have too much time on my hands…
If you’re as big of a Gail Simmons fan as I am, then the news that broke this weekend will certainly thrill you. Bravo has enlisted our favorite Top Chef judge to host the upcoming spinoff Top Chef: Just Desserts. That means we’ll get a hefty dose of Gail every single week as she lords …
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It’s been a few weeks since I photocapped the Real Housewives of Orange County, but now that December and the holidays have passed, my schedule has normalized, and now I can get back to important things: you know, like harping on the lives of Southern California’s most bitchy residents. Sadly, there wasn’t a whole lot …
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