Well lookie at what I have here: footage from press day at the Big Brother house. I just watched it, and I must say — my mind is slightly blown. On the one hand, it was like I was watching a normal episode. But then right there in the middle is ME. Something seems incongruent with …
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Get Your Tats Off For Free with Dr. Will!
Hey, girl with fifty-six stars on her face — this news might be perfect for you: I just received a text from Dr. Will, famously of Big Brother and Dr. 90210. He has this news to share: My Irvine clinic is doing FREE tattoo removal all day today (until 8:00 pm). If you know anyone who …
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Mark Your Calendars! 'Big Brother' Looms!
The Chenbot’s Chelmet clearly suffering from Chenmidity. You all should remember the date July 9, 2009. That’s the day when Big Brother returns to the airwaves! There are no other details as of yet, but you can be sure I’ll be sitting in front of the TV, watching preggers Chenbot ushering the new cast into …
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CHENBOT READY TO MULTIPLY: Julie Chen Is Preggers!
Phase 2 of Julie Chen’s global domination has now been set into motion. Our favorite mechanical hostess has proven that robots can indeed reproduce, thus signaling the death knell for all human civilization. But while Skynet prepares to model an entire predatory series of machines after The Chenbot, we can take this time to congratulate …
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Chenbot Gets Immortalized
A study in Chenpressionism. Julie Chen turned up in quite the surprising location today: a New York Times article about self-commissioned celebrity portraits. Our favorite hostess and her husband, CBS bigwig Les Moonves, are profiled as some of the many people who’ve had artists recreate their visages for the sake of art. I won’t get …
Yew Know Wut? Yew Don't Owe Sheila An Answer About Her Boyfriend's Erections, But Ya Kinda Dew!
Sheila Kennedy, one of my favorite Big Brother contestants of all time, popped up on The Doctors recently with a very, very important question. Watch the video to find out what was on her mind. Bonus fun: she ends the clip with her trademark “Thank yew!” Via Jokers Updates
EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Fox Reality Channel "Really" Awards
I’ve had quite the run of exclusive experiences of late: a meet and greet with Julie Chen, a visit to The Soup, a stroll through the Gossip Girl set, and of course, back to back infiltrations of the Big Brother finale and wrap party. Am I bragging? Indeed. (Somebody’s gotta drum up traffic around here). …
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SO I THINK I CAN DANCE: Me and Renny Edition
In case you haven’t seen it, last week at the Big Brother wrap party, I was privileged enough to dance with the one and only Renny, an experience I will treasure and love for many years to come. Intern Nick of TVgasm was there to capture it all (it was he who snapped the photos …
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INSIDE THE 'BIG BROTHER' WRAP PARTY: Photos, Photos, and More Photos
The latest excellent season of Big Brother just came to an end, and what better way to celebrate it than by heading to the wrap party, a tradition I participated in back in the TVgasm days. For three years in a row, I was lucky enough to get into the parties for seasons five, six, …
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INTERVIEW: Dan Dan, He's Our Man, If He Can't Win, No One Can!
Apologies for the lame headline. It just had to be said. Nevertheless, by now there are plenty of Big Brother interviews clogging up the internets, and of course, one of my favorites is this one from Midseason Replacements. EdHill asks this season’s winner, Dan, about all sorts of things â€â€Ã‚ but of course, all I really …
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