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The most buzzworthy film of the summer is Inception, and whether you loved it (everyone) or hated it (um, me), it still left many people scratching their heads. Clearly what we all need is a nice, streamlined version of the story, and what better way to retell this elaborate yarn than by employing the Real …
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You can do many things in life, but never EVER suggest that Russell Crowe’s accent for Robin Hood has a smack of Irish to it. That’s what one unfortunate reporter for the BEEB did, and it unnerved the actor so much that after two minutes of stewing, he simply stormed out of the interview, still …
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Ever wonder what Whitney Port’s favorite movies of all time are? Well, good news! She just posted a comprehensible list of flicks on her blog, and needless to say, it’s exactly what one would expect from a fledgling designer in New York City’s gritty and hip fashion scene. Teen Witch is practically a prerequisite to …
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The lovely ladies of Whatever Hollywood went to the movies last week, and guess what they saw? Horror sensation Paranormal Activity. I’ve been hearing mixed things about the flick — some say it’s terrifying, others say it’s a snoozefest. Maybe I’ll have to see it myself (but probably not because I’m scared of scary movies). Nevertheless, …
Adam Lambert fans, listen up! The sequined American Idol runner-up has released his first song, dramatically called “A Time For Miracles” from the soundtrack to the upcoming disaster pic 2012. True to form, there’s a neat little run of squealing and histrionics, but don’t confuse me for a hater. Truth is I actually like the …
I took in a viewing of the critically lauded film The Hurt Locker this week, and needless to say, it was VERY intense. I pretty much needed a nap afterwards. But that’s a good thing. (My friend IndianJones was in such a state of suspense that he actually sat upright like an alert cat during …
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That’s it. I can’t take it with this Twilight nonsense. I’m gonna rent the damn movie, get drunk, and watch it. Maybe even live blog it. Before that happens though, here are a bunch of tweens and teens reacting to the New Moon trailer as if they were watching the live assassination of a world …
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Yesterday, I was leafing through the Hollywood Reporter when I came upon the above ad for some shlocky thriller that will be screening in Cannes this week (surely out of competition). The film’s name is Burning Bright, and while the title might suggest some sort of reference to Hanukkah or the Shoah Foundation (or at …
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I simply don’t know what to make of this trailer for Julie & Julia, a film that can best be described as The Hours meets French Cuisine. On the one hand, I’m curious to see if Meryl Streep can go through a whole movie in a Julia Child accent without it being HILARIOUS every time …
And here it is.