DAMMIT: Fleeting Pop Song Distracts Me From Glorious Odometer Milestone

Why did I have to miss it? Why? It could have been so glorious!!! I get distracted for like two minutes, and you know what happens? I miss my odometer reaching 10,000!!! I’d been waiting all week for this momentous occasion, and just as I feared, the damn thing turned while I was probably singing …

What Your Car Says About You

“I’m sensible; so I cradle my head in my hand. But I’m a little wild; so I only use ONE hand. That’s why I drive an Accord.” Earlier this week, Forbes ventured into the world of unspoken gender truths when it published the semi-provocative article titled “What Your Car Says To The Opposite Sex.” The …