INSIDE THE BIG BROTHER FINALE: That Yellow Bubble Sign? Yeah, That Was Us.

And so with a burst of confetti and a rousing standing ovation, this tenth and wonderful season of Big Brother 10 came to a close tonight, and you can bet your bottom dollar that I found my way into the audience. Come hell or high water, there was no way I was gonna miss the …

I MET JULIE CHEN: 'Operation Meet Chenbot' Officially A Success!

After six years of unbridled adoration, my gentle stalking of Julie Chen has reached a stunning and wonderful milestone. That’s right. Tonight, I had the pleasure and joy of meeting the one and only Chenbot, thus filling the void in my Big Brother viewing experience. Julie was like the Holy Grail of Big Brother for …

Further Adventures In the 'Big Brother' Audience

Earlier this summer, I managed to find my way into two live shows of Big Brother, and after both trips, I wrote highly detailed accounts of my experiences. Well, since then, I’ve actually found my way into the audience two more times, but I haven’t really written anything because there’s been not much else to …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: There's Not Enough Room For Both of Them…

We’re gettin’ down to the wire on Big Brother, and with Jerry’s Head of Household victory, the rest of the house has fallen into mild turmoil. Memphis has wisely made deals with everyone to get to the final two, which is pretty smart — assuming no one rats him out. Unfortunately for us fans of …

B-Side Blog Notches a Minor Victory in the World of Google

Click for larger view / PROOF. It gives me great honor to announce that B-Side Blog is now the top result for the Google search terms, “big brother sex.” That’s right: out of over one million possible options, I’m #1 in the ENTIRE WORLD, nay, GALAXY, nay, UNIVERSE! Huzzah! I always knew my blog would …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Time Zones, They Are A Changin'!

Sunday’s episode of Big Brother was fairly tame, especially now that all warring factions of the house have been excised. With just five people left, the remaining house guests seemed intent on only one goal: ousting Jerry. Unfortunately for them, he won Head of Household after physics, karma, and cosmic justice conspired to screw Dan …

BEEP BEEP!!! Jerry Falls In The Pool!

I love slapstick, especially when it involves old people falling over. That’s where Jerry from Big Brother 10 comes into play. Earlier today, he fell into the backyard pool when trying to read a banner overhead. Don’t worry — he was fine. My pants after I pissed them? Not so much. (Don’t worry, I didn’t …

Keesha From 'Big Brother' Screams, Bares Breasts

And the award for Best Supporting Actress in a straight-to-DVD horror film goes to… Keesha Smith from Big Brother 10. In this clip, we see Keesha’s star-making turn in the gripping feature, FEAR CHAMBER (the caps are mine, not theirs). She doesn’t do much beyond scream (clearly not a stretch for her), but she does …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Puzzling Developments in the 'Big Brother' Galaxy

As anyone who follows the Big Brother feeds knows, Tuesday’s episode was the calm before the storm. Thanks to Dan, who bizarrely tried to create chaos with his Veto Roulette (or whatever he called it), the entire house is now poised for a meltdown. Whether it works in Dan’s favor may be another issue. I …