For the past several months, I’ve been promising various friends that I would try yoga, but every time I try to get my act together, something comes up, and the whole endeavor falls apart. It’s been quite frustrating for all parties involved. Well, this past weekend, whilst summering in sunny (yes, sunny) Seattle, my friend …
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The Real Housewives Enter The Mushroom Kingdom!
I was bored today; so I decided to have some fun. What would happen if The Real Housewives headed into the many worlds of Super Mario Bros.? Pics after the jump…
The Real Housewives Head Into Space!
Earlier this month, NASA commenced the final servicing for the Hubble Telescope, and while the photos of the mission are fascinating, I felt they could use some added pizzazz. What better way to spice up some boring space shots than by adding some nouveau riche women into the mix? After the jump, I present you …
Painted Nail Opening Results In Unexpected Celebrity Cameos
Last night, my friends J-Unit and IndianJones headed into the Valley for the Grand Opening party of The Painted Nail, a nail salon owned by our friend Katie, who many of you may remember from the old days at TVgasm. Of course, The Painted Nail isn’t just any nail salon, and Katie doesn’t throw just …
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Respect The Rules at My Pool
With the weather being so warm and awesome-ish, I went up to my building’s pool yesterday and was quite surprised to see some missing letters on a nearby plaque. Needless to say, juvenile snickering ensued…
In Search of Blair Underwood
“Well hello.” Back when I joined Twitter in February, I announced a plan. I wanted to gain at least a thousand followers and have one of them be a celebrity. Well, it’s almost three months later, and I’m at a steady 389 followers, which is nice, but let’s face it: I really expected to be …
This Pitcher Hates Me
Spotted at Crate & Barrel: the “Ginny Pitcher.” I immediately had vivid, uncomfortable memories… Thanks to IndianJones for having the eagle eyes to see it.
Stacie from 'The Hills' Graces Us With Her Presence
A new supporting character has played a prominent role on this season of The Hills, and her name is Stacie â€â€Ã‚ or as Stephanie Pratt has been prone to calling her â€â€Ã‚ homewrecker, slut, whore, etc.. To me, she’s just “bartender” or “that girl from The Hills” or “that girl from The Hills named Stacie who I …
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Regarding Kelly Bensimon's Magnetically Opposed Breasts
I believe this picture really brings new meaning to Kelly’s signature put-down “I’m up here, and you’re down here.” One more picture of crooked mammaries after the jump…
Jill Zarin and Demi Moore Both Like To Take It Up The Nose, Doggy Style
My friend Lindsay sent me this wonderful side-by-side photo, and I think her description says it all: “A funny thing occurred to me while I was watching ashton kutcher’s twitter celebration (http://tr.im/j4uC). Demi Moore and Jill Zarin share at least ONE thing in common…” Tasty!