Yew Know Wut? Yew Don't Owe Me An Indoor Voice, But Ya Kinda Dew!

Okay, this IS crazy. All season long, I’ve been ragging on James for not being as crazy as he says. Tonight, he finally did something truly crazy, but not in that fun, spontaneous way. More in the dark, sad, angry, I-Have-Many-Demons sort of way. The background on this clip is that Sheila had apparently told …

Now Taking Applications to Be Paris Hilton's Best Friend. Dignity Not Required.

Thanks to some extra gig I did three years ago as a lark (opening credits of Monday Night Football, thank you very much), I’ve somehow wound up on a casting director’s mailing list. I would take myself off, but the little gems that pop up in my inbox every few months are worth the spam. …

Is Tyra Banks The Next Tony Wonder?

Tyra Banks reached new levels of ridiculousness on last night’s America’s Next Top Model, and as I watched her “sprain her ankle,” I couldn’t help wondering if she had stolen some moves from Ben Stiller when he played a certain magician on Arrested Development. Above, Tyra doing her thing. After the jump, two Tony Wonder …

ADVENTURES IN MEXICAN STUFF: Taco Experiment Proves To Be Appropriately Top Chef-fy

It’s sort of funny that last night’s Top Chef episode featured a taco challenge because I’ve spent the past week in a veritable taco-haze, eating those little nuggets of Mexican joy with reckless abandon. In fact, I’m in such a taco fever that I did the unthinkable: I tried to make some at home. The …

A "Harmless" Unaired Clip from the Housewives

Regrettably, I haven’t had time to chime in lately on The Real Housewives of New York City, but here’s what’s important to know: it’s fairly awesome. These women are masters of passive-aggressiveness, and never is that more apparent than in this clip, which never made it to air on Bravo. Here, we find Jill and …

American Idol Contestants Vie for the All-Important Adult Contemporary Vote

Photo via Rickey.org When I found out that last night’s theme on American Idol was “Songs From Your Birth Year,” I was kind of excited. It looked like maybe, just maybe, we might scratch the ’90s. I know that’s crazy talk — having a show featuring young people, aimed at young people, and watched by …