Thanks to some extra gig I did three years ago as a lark (opening credits of Monday Night Football, thank you very much), I’ve somehow wound up on a casting director’s mailing list. I would take myself off, but the little gems that pop up in my inbox every few months are worth the spam. Take for instance this casting call to be Paris Hilton’s new best friend. Sluts and gays, get your head shots ready!

Do you long to strut into the world’s most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn’t exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? How about the fantasy of jet setting around the world with the ultimate BFF, whose fierce style, charisma and star power is only matched by your own.

Now that’s hot!  MTV is giving the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or “fabulous” guy who has what it takes to become Paris Hilton’s new BFF. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It!

Doron Ofir Casting is seeking “Hot Bitches” and “Fabulously Fierce Guys” who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

Are you sick and tired of envying the social icons? Will you be the next pop-arazzi obsession and quintessential star of the red carpet? Prove it bitches!

To apply for the series just goto my site: click the link in the Paris Hilton BFF section. We are gearing up for a multi city casting tour and are coming to: New York, Los Angeles, Orange County, Kansas City, Houston, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Chicago and Las Vegas as well as casting via home submission videos.

We will be in:

Houston – April 3-7

Orange County – April 4-6

New York – April 7-10

Miami/Fort Lauderdale – April 10-14

Kansas City – April 11-13

Chicago April 11-14

Las Vegas April 11-15

Los Angeles – ongoing by appointment.

If you are in one of these cities and wish to meet with my team you can also send an email to:, include you contact info a picture and put the city in the subject line.

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