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Adam, Adam, Adam. What were you THINKING? Why is it always at this crucial stage of the game when someone does something absolutely idiotic and totally jeopardizes everything? Hurricane Howie season 6, anybody? Chicken George season 7, anybody? America voting Dustin off season 8, anybody? UGH. Of course, these are just noms. Nothing is sealed …
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Isn’t it great when the pressures of Big Brother cause people to crack? And isn’t it even greater when it happens to reality stars you just can’t stand?? Oh, what a sublime way to start the week.
CBS dragged its feet on posting the screen shots from Wednesday’s eviction show, but at long last, they finally went up, which meant I could do the photocap. I momentarily considered simply skipping the episode and moving onto tonight’s drama, but then I realized that I simply could not let Josh’s awful exit go uncommented …
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From last night’s Saturday Night Live.
Seriously, CBS needs to post its screen caps to Wednesday’s Big Brother episode pronto. I know the executives and webmasters have more important things to do like driving around in their B-M-DoubleYews, but the next installment is less than a day away! This could be a disaster! Yew know wut, CBS? Yew don’t owe me …
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The latest Big Brother episode was on Wednesday. It’s been over two days, and we still don’t have official screen caps, which means I can’t do a photocap. Don’t you understand, CBS? If you don’t post the pics, I’m gonna die inside. Die. DIE. In the meantime, y’all will have to wait a bit. Yew …
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Why did I have to miss it? Why? It could have been so glorious!!! I get distracted for like two minutes, and you know what happens? I miss my odometer reaching 10,000!!! I’d been waiting all week for this momentous occasion, and just as I feared, the damn thing turned while I was probably singing …
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Last week, Kelly Ripa posted a celebrity playlist on iTunes which was supposed to serve as a sort of soundtrack to the perfect dinner party. She writes, “I have a blast on my show, but my favorite place to entertain is in my kitchen. There’s just nothing like the perfect dinner party. And whether I’m …
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Last night, wee Ramiele Malubay was tearfully ejected from the American Idol universe, bringing an end to my ability to call her Rambutan week in and week out. It’s a joke that I think only me and my friend Jash ever laughed at, but laugh we did, and now America’s little Filipino is gone — …
This week, The Real Housewives of New York City went from a guilty pleasure to a gross-out bonanza thanks to the intrepid work of one dog’s tongue and one woman’s nostril. Yes, the closeup of Jill’s dog licking her nose clean was an instant classic — one of the most searing images to ever emerge …
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