'Housewives' Nearing The End, But Not Without Some Drama…

Tomorrow night Bravo airs the season finale of The Real Housewives of New York City, and if the previews are any indication, there’s going to be a major, major blowup between Jill and Bethenny at this stupid charity event we’ve been hearing about for ages. The clip above shows the origins of the fight, and …

ADVENTURES IN PUTT-PUTT: Best of Boomers Palm Springs Shoot-Out Edition

Last weekend, my friend Jash and I drove out to Palm Springs for the day to meet up with Sly, who was on Holiday with our college friend Rodrigo. Of course, by the time Jash and I arrived in the desert resort town, Sly and Rodrigo were in the throes of poolside relaxation twenty miles …

11 Year Old Kara DioGuardi Sings, Shows Artistry

Watch Young Kara DioGuardi Sings at Family Gathering in Family  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Check it out: before Kara DioGuardi was a buxom, successful songwriter, mathematician, and judge on American Idol, she was an awkward tween with goofy braces and a penchant for Sinatra. Don’t believe me? Watch the clip above to see …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Mexican Food Edition

With swine flu making travel to Mexico ¡muy off limits!, my friends and I thought we’d bring some South of the Border action to Hollywood last night by whipping up a minor Mexican feast at mi casa. It all started when my friend Bets revealed that she had a bunch of avocados that needed to …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Kelly Bensimon Is Still An Idiot

Oh Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. They don’t get much denser than you now, do they? On last night’s penultimate episode of the Real Housewives of New York City, we once again got a delightful smattering of Lady Bensimon idiocy, starting with her inability to grasp simple metaphors and ending with her bizarre refusal to acknowledge any …

Dumb Bitch Is Back and Angrier Than Ever!

Last time when this dumb bitch wrote me an angry email, I got pissed and told her to go away. I also happened to have been very hungry at the time and prone to crankiness. Today comes a new entry in psycho-ville. I think it’s clear she didn’t read my previous scourge against her, which …