A few weeks ago, rumors swirled that Jeana Keough might not return for the next season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Maybe she might want to reconsider that fat paycheck from Bravo as she’s now defaulted on her mortgage to Chase. Yes, the beleaguered and often trod-upon housewife now owes over $37,000 to …
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'Housewives' Finale Looks To Be Awesomest Brawl In Bravo History!
I’m still waiting for Bravo to put up photos from last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey; so in the meantime, take a look at this preview teaser for next week’s season finale, which looks to be so epic that pseudo-Dark Knight music is used to score the action. Anticipation building!!!
Pimps Are The New Pedophiles
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy I guess NBC got a little bored with Chris Hansen always busting pervs; so they sent him to Vegas to see what lowlifes he could tape with a hidden camera in a new report titled Vegas Undercover. In the clip above, Chris joins …
'New Moon' Trailer Delights Chubby Girls and Gay Boys Worldwide
That’s it. I can’t take it with this Twilight nonsense. I’m gonna rent the damn movie, get drunk, and watch it. Maybe even live blog it. Before that happens though, here are a bunch of tweens and teens reacting to the New Moon trailer as if they were watching the live assassination of a world …
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Meet Your Next Food Network Stars!
Two nights ago, the Food Network launched its fifth season of Next Food Network Star, a cooking show that is often and unjustly viewed as Top Chef’s ugly little brother. While the series isn’t as slick or upmarket as what Bravo has to offer, in some ways Next Food Network Star is actually a stronger …
Loud Sex Is Still Funny
I may be thirty, but videos like these still crack me up. Thanks to jash for sending it along. Be warned — the sound that emanates forth most certainly is NSFW. (That means NOT SAFE FOR WORK, idiots)
HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Filling Up Caroline's Volcano Love Bowl
“LET ME TELL YOU A SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY: we ALL enjoy a good volcano love bowl once in a while.” It’s Tuesday; so that can only mean one thing: time for more Real Housewives fun, and as usual, I’ve got some preview clips. In the video above, Caroline celebrates her wedding anniversary with her …
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About That Pesky Commenting System
One of the banes of this site’s existence has been the commenting system, which has always sucked no matter what I’ve done to fix it. It’s still far from perfect, but last night, I installed new commenting software that no longer necessitates leaving the page for the verification process. Now you can submit your comment …
SEEK THIS OUT: The Howie Sandwich @ Artisan Cheese Gallery
The other day, my friend Howie announced that the Artisan Cheese Gallery would be serving his self-created sandwich vision, simply titled “The Howie.” I had no idea what the Artisan Cheese Gallery was, but after some thorough investigation (ie. reading more than the first line of his email), I discovered that it was a neat …
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ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Sticky Short Ribs, Celery Root Purée, and Chocolate Tofu Pudding Edition
It’s been a while since I’ve done an Adventure in Domesticity, but I figured that with the debut of The Next Food Network Star last night (starring one of my all-time favorite reality show judges, Susie Fogelson), I owed it to myself and the Food Network to whip up a meal based almost exclusively on …