Will the Quack Pack ever be able to get Frank out of Big Brother 14? Hard to say, but that doesn’t mean they won’t give it another college try. Yes, on Sunday’s episode of Big Brother, Ian pulled out an easy victory in the endurance competition, landing him a week in the Head of Household room (a far more luxurious reign than his previous 10 minute stint). Despite all the craziness that unfolded last week, Ian decided to get the whole gang back together and reunited the Quack Pack, which meant that Frank’s new alliance with Dan and Danielle now had as much worth as the soiled bikini bottom that former cast member Jesse wore into the house as part of this week’s Pandora’s Box. Yes, Jesse was back and did little more than flex his arms, toss some junk food, and show off his well-greased pecs. It wasn’t nearly as entertaining as Rachel’s furious return two seasons ago, but I suppose it was good enough. Ian, meanwhile, earned himself a host of new toys and gifts, none of which seemed to excite him as much as a small rock of bismuth that he received upon ascending to the Head of Household throne.
Anyway, the episode more or less played out the way we expected it to: Ian nominated Frank and Jenn, who continues to amusingly pat herself on the back for having used the veto last week. There was some talk of Ian giving Frank a break, but we all knew that was merely misdirection. Unless Frank wins the veto, I’m not sure he can get out of this one. He’s used up all his Hail Marys. I guess we shall see……
Jenn: “Will I stay on? Will I fall off? I’M SUCH A FRIGGIN WILDCARD!”
“Little known fact: this costume was sewn from my pubes.”
“YEEEHAWWW!!! CHEF JOE’S GOT HALEY’S COMET ON HIS CHIN!!! DAGNABBIT!!!”
“Nobody can say I don’t make big moves in this game. I just fell off my rope. BIG MOVE. HUGE.”
“I like this challenge! Any competition that makes me look more orange than Tang earns my approval.”
“Seriously, Shane, what happens when this sun paint washes off? Then I won’t be orange anymore? WHAT DO I DO???”
“Sometimes I think about, like, avocados, and they, like, blow my mind.”
“YEEEEHAWWW!!! CHEF JOE HAS GOTS TO GET GETTIN’ WITH THE HULA HOOP!! WHOOOWEEE SOULPATCH DAGNABBIT!!!”
Hula Hoop: “Dear God, please not again. I can’t have my face smushed around this man’s sweaty torso again. Nooooooo!!!”
“LORD THIS HULA HOOP’N HAS MADE ME WORK UP AN APPETITE!! TIME FOR CHEF JOE’S ROCKIN’ JALAPENO APPLE FISH STICK POPPERS!!! YEEEHAWW!!”
“‘Dear Ian, All I want for Christmas is you. Love, Mariah Carey.’ Wow. Who is that?”
“Jesse Claus is here, and I have many gifts, including the gift of homoeroticism!”
“I cry myself to sleep every night.”
“True story: I was thisclose to speaking at the RNC. In this costume!”
Jesse: “My arm is way bigger than yours, Shane.”
Shane: “I know! Let’s make out.”
Shane: “Hahaha this is hilarious. How funny is this? Hahahhaa! I’m so turned on.”
“Is anyone else alarmed by the strange discoloration that Shane’s Nair left in my armpits?”
“Well, I’m nominated again. Is it because I hate bismuth?”
“Nominated again. I guess that’s what I get for being SUCH A FRIGGIN WILDCARD!!!!”
“Frank, I’ve nominated you because you’re a fantastic competitor, a total threat, and someone who could win this whole thing. As for you, Jenn, you’re… nice?”
What did you think about the episode?
Awesome! Thank you!
Good job, you really don’t have much to work with though sadly.
Love it!
I was lolling so hard at your Jenn comments. She’s *almost* as delusional as Adam.
Does Jesse not comprehend that whenever he returns to the house, that it is as a punishment?
Come on… Jessie isn’t as dumb as he CBS makes him out to be. He knows that there is a role that he has to play and he plays it well. And gets paid for it. You should follow him on twitter, he admits it often. He actually comes across a lot more articulate and intelligent than he is given credit for.
Poor delusional Jen. Frank will win veto, as always, and then Jen will walk out of the house like anyone else who’s ever aligned themselves with him.
love you IAN ! all the way to 500k
you have grown on me and i look forward to seeing you sitting in those final2 seats
This season has been full of a bunch of weirdoes and people who don’t really understand the game all that well. I’m really not surprised that Ian and Dan are on top and they are playing everyone else in the house. When it comes down to it they aren’t in allegiance with anyone but themselves. Dan knows exactly what he’s doing with Frank and sadly he can’t see what’s going on. I’ve been recording the entire season on my Hopper to keep up when I’ve been at work at Dish. Being able to come back and see what happened has been fantastic. Watching the feeds is what has been keeping me (and everyone else) clued in on his little game and I think that he’s brilliant for it. He has everyone under his spell and he’s even got Ian in on his little adventure.
How sad is that, Jessie is now the official Pandora’s Box booby prize on BB! LMAO!!
So when Ian kept complaining the hair removal cream was burning him, it was actually mutating his DNA and turning him yellow? They may send him to UCLA for medical analysis. Only he seems to be happy about this.
That pube comment should be screen cap of the year!! Not much makes me spit out my Dr. Pepper, but that one did.
There was a very real perception that bi-racial was much worse for the white than it was for the person of color. The liberal culture screamed racism when there is a very reasonable explanation for this reality::::
In this white punishment known as the United States the person of color has already adopted the disfavors/temptations intended for another race. But by associating/mating with a person of color the white is newly adopting the disfavors of another culture.
And this is the reason why people of color are not welcome in the United States. The gods control everything:::The perception they want to create, the thoughts they want you to have.
People of color can’t recover from absorbing the temptations from two cultures. And why they become more and more like so many blacks in America:::Veterans at absorbing the temptations of two cultures.
To further illustrate this is why California’s educational system/funding was ranked #1 when California was white:::Education being the basis of the affluent economic system. Now even public higher education has become unaffordable.
The gods placed us all into our own corners of the globe. As such for thousands of years we spent time and reproduced with out own kind.
This is why mobilty/travel, biracial unions/offspring and partaking of other cultures is a sin::::
Each has it’s own elements of disfavor, and by experiencing other cultures you are being exposed to these disfavors, which if people may adopt will make their state even worse than prior.
The United States has been considered a “melting pot” where rejects from around the world were sent when kicked out of their motherland.
Remember, this concept of cultural diversity is an element of the liberal platform the gods used to promote societal decay, revealed on the map with the “beast” that is the SanFranciscoBayArea and the spread of social deterioration that spread to the rest of the country and eventually to the entire globe.
As with some things in this life “less is more”. Sex is one of those things. They used the liberal age to promote casual “free” sex intentionally::Combined with “women’s lib” and their initiation into the “trenches” of the workplace people experineced a mass masculinization of their females.
The gods use sex as temptation. This is why the most disfavored among us are preoccupied with it. While some may feel being well-endowed is a sign of favor the truth is just the opposite. And often the result is misogyny, a belittling of the favored gender, and stagnation of the people as a whole.
Less is more. When young women experience passing thoughts which say you’re doing something wrong instead of fighting or dismissing the thought you should heed the warning. Sadly in today’s world too many experience prolonged periods of promiscuity in their lives, whereas if married by 15 like throughout human history this disfavor was avoided.
Don’t forget:::It is children who ascend into heaven, and the absence of sexual activity is one reason. Their general innocence is another, which should help you see the destructive nature of adult life in society.
Ronald Reagan spent the communist block into submission with defense buildup, and in the process increased the National debt from $1 trillion in 1980 to $6 trillion when he left office.
W charged both the Iraq and Afghanistan wars to the national debt, honest numbers to come.
The gods used W to initiate the “Great Recession” with deliberate legislation/regulation changes, allowing the sub-prime fiasco and corporate irresponsibility/criminal behavior which led to the multi-trillion dollar stimulous package, pocketted by Republican friends and donors::::$5 trillion charged to the National credit card.
This corruption is one element of evil in the party of good. War mongering is another.
Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t::::With the Democrats you subscribe to social decay via liberlism, which WILL lead to the Apocalypse. Republicans are being used by the gods to bankrupt the United States, ultimately motivating people to the point of “desperation prayer” once anarchy presides::::Punishment designed to correct your behavior.