Just three days ago, I was extolling Daniele Donato’s gameplay on Big Brother, saying how she was quietly playing a great, shrewd game. Alas, idle hands are the devil’s hands — or whatever that dumb expression is. With too much time on her hands, Daniele has grown overeager with her strategizing, and now she’s been exposed as the Lady MacBeth of the house. Daniele’s first big mistake was making her alliance with Dom too well-known. After all, she was supposedly in a pact with the veterans, two of whom (Jeff and Jordan), want Dom out. The more time Daniele has spent with Dominic, the more Jeff has suspected her allegiances. It’s never smart to raise suspicions with the people you’re trying to blindside…

Daniele’s dumbest move, however, has been placing too much stock in Dominic as a partner. Sure the guy is cute, and sure he’s nice, but he’s proven to be a pretty bumbling strategist. Must we look any farther than The Regulators? You’d think he would have learned from that debacle not to trust people, but instead he’s been running his mouth to just about everyone, and last night he leaked his master plans to Shelly, who immediately blabbed to Jeff and Jordan. This exposed Dom and not only cemented his position on the block but also made Daniele the pariah of the block. It didn’t help that she was campaigning way too hard to get Jeff and Jordan out. Chill, guuurl! I can’t be 100% certain, but when Dani discovers how the game has turned against her, she miiiiiight just say, “It’s not faaaaair!”

Anything else worth discussing in the episode? Not that I can remember. Feel free to fill in the gaps in the comments section. In the meantime, here’s the photocap:

“What are the odds that Gabrielle Carteris is watching us RIGHT now?”

“I want you to know that I trust you 100%, and that my strategy from this point on is to tell everyone I trust them 100%. And I mean that 100%.”

“EW. Why did Big Brother give me urine samples to play with?”

“I’m giving your foot a hug.”

“I want you to know I trust these headphones 100%.”

“This morning I was really upset, and I tried to cry in the potted plants behind me, but it wasn’t the same.”

“I’d like to see Tori Spelling turn this shaved head down.”

Jeff: “I’m just going to put this out there: I believe Dumbledore sexually molested Ron Weasley.”

Shelly: “Man, Porsche really smells ripe today.”

“Yay! I get to be the most annoying Veto host ever!!!!”

“Rachel, I don’t want to do this anymore. You know how much I hate playing Hospital Deathbed.”

“I like rutabaga.”

“Dermatologists grab your mouisturizer!”

“Ain’t no ‘U’ coming between me and MY mouisturizing!”

“Rachel, even I know you misspelled ‘moisturizing,’ and I’m HOMESCHOOLED.”

“Hey, does anyone want to play Hospital Deathbed with me too?”

“Shelly, I trust you 100%. Additionally, I trust this pillow, these sheets, and the little stuffed dog behind you 100% too.”

“Okay. So. I was looking at my toe today, and I thought toe reminds me of snow. Because they rhyme. And ‘rhyme’ rhymes with ‘time,’ which makes me think of clocks. And clocks are confusing like Chinese letters. And that makes me think of Chinese food. And that makes me think of noodles. And then I got thinking about pool noodles. And that made me think of swimming and, like, the beach. And then I was like ‘oh no! Jaws!!!’ and was all da-dum. Da-dum. Da-dum!! And that sounds like ‘Dom-Dom.’ And then I realized: DOM AND DANIELE ARE PLOTTING AGAINST US!!!!”

Jeff: “Hey, what’s up?”
Brendon: “Not much. Just giving oral to this pillow.”

Dom: “That’s a good hug. Eat your heart out, Brendon.”

“Ooooh, I know we’re in the middle of the Veto ceremony, but all I can think about right now is Taye Diggs. MmmmmmmmmHHHHHMMMMM.”

What did you think about the episode?

20 replies on “BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Dom and Dumber”

  1. hey dom was part of the REGULATORS not the renegades. how dare you insult my renegades like that. lol.

  2. I used to love Daniele. I knew Dick had a lot to do with her getting as far as she did last time, but I didn’t realize HOW MUCH so until this season. WTF? She is using the same manipulation tactics, but not “getting” that her dad is not there to bail her out. She is the dumbest player ever who thinks they are the smartest. Yet doesn’t notice they are losing. Sure, she might make it through a couple more weeks or even to the end, but ZERO vets will vote for her now. Only exception would be Rachel if it weren’t for Brendon. As Jeff keeps saying, she could have just sat there with the golden key and kept her mouth shut and gotten farther. What an idiot she is turning out to be. I am sure Dick is embarrassed. If not, he should be. I love DICK!

  3. I will be laughing so hard if Dom is evicted tonight. That means 3 out of 4 regulators will have been evicted in just 3 weeks. HAHAHA.

  4. That Jordan caption just about killed me.

    Dani is playing horribly. I wonder what Dick thinks of her gameplay.

    1. I can’t imagine he agrees with it, but may not say it until she gets out. I would be interested if anyone has links to any convos he has had about it over the last few days.

  5. I absolutely love the Jordan caption, too, and agree Kalia’s should have been something about her wondering if anyone planned on cooking anytime soon. Still can’t believe she began eating Dom’s food when he’d spent nearly an hour cooking it and stepped out of the kitchen for just a minute. She just started cutting into it and eating it, like he wouldn’t say anything or care. To me, that is just like her game play; she keeps waffling back and forth, like no one will catch on or care. I hear Kalia’s clock ticking…

  6. Nothing about Brendon’s random eye patch? When I saw that, I turned to my husband and said, “B-side blog is gonna be all over that!!”

  7. ‘100%’ is THE go to phrase in the house this season. Although Kalia likes to bump it up to ‘1000%’ from time to time. But then she also likes to tell us how strong she is while she is crying.


  8. ‘100%’ is THE go to phrase this season, although Kalia likes to bump it up to ‘1000%’ from time to time. But then Kalia also likes to tell people how strong she is while crying.


    1. This was my favorite tweet from there:

      “Watching Brenchel talk is like watching a bunch of clowns pile out of a VW.”

  9. My husband has taken to calling Kalia “Oprah”. Brenchel is driving me nuts this season, so annoying.

  10. Brendon’s knees were scraped during the “ants” competition. Some of the others had the same but not as badly has his.

  11. aaaa well his knees are getting hugged by ace bandages isn’t that sweet I bet he loves it

  12. LOL. He didn’t want a hug after Rachel hit his sore knees in bed the other night! Love making ended quite quickly.

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