Earlier this Spring, Reelz Channel aired the controversial miniseries The Kennedys, and in case you missed it, fear not! You can have your very own free copy. (And if you don’t win the contest, you can buy the miniseries here — insert me doing a Vanna White presentation with my hand).
All you have to do is write a haiku about the Kennedys in the comments section. How easy is that? VERY. I’ll judge the winners. You have until Friday at noon.
Not falling for this again.
OXO garlic peeler.
Left undone.
hb
It’s in the works…
ditto!
John F. and Jackie
Camelot? This sure ain’t it.
His mistress – Monroe.
John F. Kennedy
Inspired a generation
Paid for by the mob
Camelot turmoil
Was Oswald the lone gunman?
Skeptics would say no.
The Kennedys are
American icons, ’cause
We are all messed up.
Oh, The Kennedy’s…
This is controversial?
I must be too stoned.
Katie Holmes can’t act
Yet I’m drawn to this series
You are no Jackie
Follow directions!
Kennedy haiku failure
I’m disqualified
Joe Kennedy spawned
two American heros
too bad they got shot
The Kennedy clan
likes to circumvent the law
and not go to jail
There should be a drink
Inspired by the Kennedys
Is that in bad taste?
If Kennedy’d lived
He would surely schtoop Katie
While Tom screamed “Do Me!!”
Jackie O for sure
Would put a hit out on the
Producers of this…
I watched most of the series on Reel. Do you have a contest NOT to receive The Kennedy’s DVD?
Cheated with the maid
Maria Shriver livid
Schwarzenegger’s bad
It’s Kennedy related!
We looked up to them
American royalty
Camelot fallen
Next time just enjoy
Doobies on the grassy knoll
Lee Harvey Oswald