The big dilemma from last night’s Bachelor finale was not Emily vs. Chantal. We all knew how that would resolve itself. No, the burning question was “Brad or Chad?” Turns out that Brad Womack has a twin brother named Chad (that’s right: rhyming twinsies), and he’s no slouch in the genetics department. I guess that’s not too surprising given that he shares his brother’s ready-for-TV DNA. However, there are all-important styling variations, which leads me to ask the ladies if they’d prefer Brad or Chad.
In one corner, we have Brad whose cornfed, All-American good looks have beguiled a nation of women. Working against him though is a garish cross tattoo on his back.
In the other corner, we have Chad, who’s similarly cornfed but slightly more Jake Gyllenhaal-y with a few shades of Brett Favre. That can either be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on who you ask.
So who to pick? Brad or Chad?
I think they both seem like tools. Can I choose the consolation prize of a spoonful of chocolate sorbet? (I first wrote “your chocolate sorbet,” but think I’m right that that’s kind of dirty sounding.)
They’re both a little too pretty for my tastes…so yeah…neither. But if I must choose, I’d go with the blue-shirtted one. Whichever that is. 🙂
That back tattoo is a deal breaker. I could never date a man who thought that was a good idea.
Brad looks like he knows he’s going to lose to Chad in that picture. That back tattoo is a deal breaker for me too, but they both look a little stupid in those pictures…
Chad during the week brad on the weekend
I’ll bet you Chad has a matching tat on his back too.
The fact that there wasn’t a big reveal in the finale where we found out that Brad and Chad have been secretly swapping places every other day during filming as the ultimate test for the girls saddens me greatly. It’s also probably not the best indicator of a show’s quality when having Alison Grodner ghost-produce it would be a good thing..
why is this only a question for the ladies? Why is your blog so HETEROSEXIST??
anyhoo, this question CANNOT be answered as chad never removed his shirt.
Even with the shirt, he looked trimmer and seemed to be free of Brad’s hunch.
Chad all the way. Brad is a weepy sissy boy who manipulates women and uses cheesy date lines. Chad got at least one woman to marry him, and she hasn’t left him yet, so he wins by default.
I’d take Brad bc as cheesy as he is, he has a hot body, could take me to S. Africa and ply me with LOTS of wine. Plus he owns lots of bars in Austin. Chad could only take me home to his wife (Boring).