AWKWARD MOMENT OF THE DAY: 'Today Show' Edition

Looking to get yourself disinvited from The Today Show? Well, that appears to be the fate in store for “Sam the Cooking Guy,” who suddenly erupted in rage in the middle of his cooking segment. Awkward pauses ensued, followed by snippy Kathy Lee Gifford faces, and, of course, laughter across the country. Smell ya later, …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Anatomy of a Korean Barbecue Marinade

This weekend, my friend had a barbecue and asked me to bring over some of that “Korean shit” that I’ve been known to make now and then. Yes, dear readers, it turns out that occasionally, I’ve been known to actually whip up a Korean barbecue marinade perfect for Galbi (or beef short ribs). I learned …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Sock It To Us

Well, it’s time for another Big Brother photocap. Sadly, by press time, CBS still hadn’t posted pics from Wednesday’s live eviction episode, which means we’ll just have to move on to Sunday’s show. That’s okay though. There was plenty of good stuff to mock in this latest episode — specifically the HI-larious food competition, which …

My Trip to the 'Big Brother' Live Show

Last night, a Big Brother dream nearly came true. I came thiiiiis close to meeting the Chenbot. How? Well, I went to the Big Brother live eviction show, and needless to say, it was amazing. Not only was it super fun, but it was incredibly fascinating too. I can’t describe how surreal it was to …

'Operation: Meet Chenbot' Takes an Enormous Step Forward

It’s been years in the making, and tonight, my dream of meeting the Chenbot came perilously close to fruition. Just how close? Well, that’s me in the light blue shirt over her shoulder. That’s right, I went to the live eviction show, and let me just say: it was awesome. I’m a bit pooped now; …

BIG BROTHER SEX UPDATE: He Shoots, He Scores!

I’m starting to feel like a smut peddler. Just days after their last erotic encounter in the Big Brother house, our favorite horny hamsters — Ollie and April — went at it again, this time with a bit more gyration, not to mention dialogue. That’s right, about eight and a half minutes into the following …