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Right on the heels of Heidi Montag’s gleefully absurd trainwreck, “Fashion,” another dubiously talented poptart, Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical fame, has released a similarly sartorial track titled, “Sneakernight.” In terms of production values and general quality, this ode to dancing and sneakers is a significant improvement over the latest Speidi project, but it …
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All this discussion about a possible Arrested Development movie has gotten me in a tizzy. I just had to post another video (plus, after my Heidi post, I had to earn back some blogger cred). Anyway, this clip features the gloriously withering reactions of Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walter) at a Denny’s-like restaurant. Comic perfection incarnate.
I just heard Heidi’s new song/caterwaul, “Fashion,” and I’m not going to lie: it’s vapid, atonal, and totally awful. And yet, it’s so crazy catchy that I’ve been whistling it for the past five minutes (and I’ve only heard it once). If you can just get past all the vocoder effects and the French lyrics …
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Click for a classic Lucille Austero moment. If Arrested Development comes back, Lucille II wants in. That’s right. Liza Minnelli, who famously played Bluth family rival/siren Lucille Austero, has told the New York Daily News that she wants to be part of the Arrested Development movie. Who knows if producers will heed her request, but …
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I’m not playing a trick  er, illusion  on you. The long-rumored Arrested Development movie has been confirmed by Jason Bateman. Details are still murky (they’re witholding. Look at them, getting off…) but according to The Times, it appears as though the Bluth family is coming to the big screen sometime next year. Now, …
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Great! She’ll make lunch. Ever since I saw the intro to this (GOOD) episode of Barefoot Contessa last year, it has ranked as one of my favorite Ina Garten moments. The combination of her WASPy sass and pleasant hospitality mixed with the images of her swabbing down a deck are too amazing to be denied. …
Who wants to start their week off with some light insensitivity? You do? GREAT! Let’s take a look at this blog entry from Amy Crews, formerly of Big Brother 3. Now, I’ve always liked Amy, but this story of hers is just ridiculous. It sort of plunges into awfulness so aggressively that it comes full …
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Click on the individual badges above to vote. Apparently I’ve been nominated for four Blogger’s Choice Awards! A very kind person (Pearlblackdragon) put my site up for them, and I’m incredibly grateful. It’s an honor JUST to be nominated. Screw that. I want to win this mo-fo. If you have a heart (whatever that is), …
The Daytime Emmys were held last night, and while I didn’t watch the festivities, I certainly checked out Yahoo’s photo galleries, and needless to say, there are several intriguing pics on display. After the jump, my five favorite shots of the night.
In case you haven’t been watching Real World: Hollywood, do yourself a favor and spend this weekend catching up on every episode. After reaching a total creative and casting nadir with Real World: Denver, I thought the series was dead. It no longer seemed relevant or remotely fascinating. I stopped watching, and for the first …
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