Preview Kim Zolciak’s New Song, “Google Me”

Posted byBen Mandelker 6 Comments on Preview Kim Zolciak’s New Song, “Google Me”

Just in time for the new season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, world renowned thrush Kim Zolciak has a new song out that will vie to erase seminal punctuality anthem “Tardy For The Party” from our memory. The tune is called “Google Me,” and if I’m not mistaken, it seems to have taken Fergie’s “Glamorous” and raped it in a corner until we were left with nothing but the above clip. On the plus side, Kim Z’s voice is much more recognizable than in “T4TP” (as I like to call it, starting now), but on the down side, Kim Z’s voice is much more recognizable than in “T4TP.” Either way, fun times. Enjoy.

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6 replies on “Preview Kim Zolciak’s New Song, “Google Me””

  2. Oh, sweet gee…. who would have thought it could get worse than T4TP (thanks, for that, btw!)??? ‘Click them keys….’ ugh. When she kind of spoke toward the end, I actually jumped in my chair. That voice will give you nightmares.

  3. Holy hell. Please Fed Ex me some Q-tips as my ears are bleeding. It’s the least you could do, B-side.

  6. here are what the lyrics to “Google Me” SHOULD be for Ms. Zolciak:

    Research me, you’ll find me
    Click them keys and Google …

    G-O-O-G-L-E … research me, you’ll find me
    Click them keys and Google me
    (x4)

    I’m a material girl, my stuff will prove it
    If you come into my world
    You’ll see my chest, and probably the rest
    Dolce Gabana, I’m a terrible mama

    I’m lying about my age
    It’s a shame I play so many games
    I’m not the same as them
    I’m much more DIM!!!

    You can find me on the STD screen
    Do your research honey
    Click them keys and Google me

    G-O-O-G-L-E … research me, you’ll find me
    Click them keys and Google me
    (x4)

    It ain’t gonna be easy replacin’ me
    Unless you want someone classy
    I’m all fake body and not much brains
    Google my name, for the right price I’ll do your thang

    And it’s a goddamn shame
    My entire life I’ve played those games
    I’m just lookin’ for lots of fame

    I am my world
    Me, myself and I
    Nothing else means anything
    Click them keys and Google me

    G-O-O-G-L-E … research me, you’ll find me
    Click them keys and Google me
    (x4)

    I’m that skank all the guys wanna “get with”
    Because they know my reputation’s a myth
    Click them keys and Google me

    Understand I’m in high demand
    As I give strange men a lap dance

    I’m having problems with my tweet
    But penicillin should fix me

    Click them keys and Google me

    G-O-O-G-L-E … research me, you’ll find me
    Click them keys and Google me
    (x4)

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