WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 16 – First Jersey Smackdown of the Season!

If y’all saw the fight on Real Housewives of New Jersey, then you know we have a lot to talk about on this week’s episode of Watch What Crappens. As usual, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I go to town on these silly women, and naturally, we manage to spend way more time …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 15 – Our Very First Live Show!

Watch What Crappens takes it to the people this week with our first ever live studio audience. Taping from the Improv Olympic in Hollywood, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm), and I are joined on stage by Hanna LoPatin (Vh1’s Stevie TV) to discuss the latest crap on Bravo. It’s all the usual suspects: Real …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Did You Hear? Gretchen Lost Her Voice

Bravo is a cruel, cruel network. After relentlessly teasing us with Gretchen’s impending Pussycat Dolls performance — something we actually don’t care about AT ALL — it seemed like it was finally time for the flaxen thrush to belt out “Fever” for us on last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County. But no. In classic …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 14 — NJ Premiere, ATL Reunion, and Much More

Load up your iPod. Time for another edition of Watch What Crappens! This week, Ronnie Karam, Matt Whitfield, and I are talk at length about the Real Housewivse of NJ premiere. Then we focus our haterade on the Atlanta reunion and finally on Orange County. Along the way, we also gossip about the Kathy premiere, …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 13 – Atlanta Reunion, Shahs Finale, and OC Crap

It’s time for another episode of Watch What Crappens! The podcast actually posted yesterday, but I didn’t get a chance until today to get it on my site (all the more reason why you should subscribe on iTunes and then you’ll always have it the moment it goes live). Anyway, this week, Ronnie and I …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF OC PHOTOCAP: Bowled Over

Business as usual on The Real Housewives of Orange County. We had an obligatory surgical procedure as Tamra had the last of her boobies removed from her chest, and guess who came to visit her? None other than Gretchen (of Gretchen Christine Beauté), who hadn’t been so available for her alleged bestie Alexis. Yes, Alexis …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 12 — ‘Watch What Happens Live: All Stars’ Is A Hot Mess

If you saw even just a minute of “Watch What Happens Live: All Stars,” you know that we’re going to tear it apart. This week, Ronnie, Matt, and I go to town on the “star-studded” Bravo disaster — from the musical performances to the games. Then it’s off to Housewives land as we chat about …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 10 – Talking Camille Grammer, Atlanta, OC, and Shahs

This week, Matt Whitfield and I are joined by Lisa Timmons to discuss a large variety of Bravo gossip, including Camille Grammar’s recent departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We also discuss the upcoming NJ season, Bravo upfronts, and Kim Zolciak’s pregnancy before recapping four shows this week: Real Housewives of Atlanta and …

RHOC PHOTOCAP: Restaurants and Recovery

After last week’s krunko-Bunco party (and yes, I did just coin that term), things settled down on Tuesday’s Real Housewives of Orange County. We dealt with the aftermath of Briana’s major surgery as well as the more amusing recovery process of Alexis’s minor procedure. It should be noted that while Briana had her janky thyroid …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Episode 9 – Vegas, Shootings, and Bunco

It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for another episode of Watch What Crappens. This week, Ronnie, Matt, and I get all hot and bothered over the latest episode of Shahs of Sunset, which features the gang somehow making Vegas more tackier than it is. Then it’s off to Atlanta to discuss gunfire at Derek J’s …