ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Mexican Food Edition

With swine flu making travel to Mexico ¡muy off limits!, my friends and I thought we’d bring some South of the Border action to Hollywood last night by whipping up a minor Mexican feast at mi casa. It all started when my friend Bets revealed that she had a bunch of avocados that needed to …

HILLS RECAP: Audrina Puts The Ho in Ho-waii!

If it’s smelling particularly floral around this blog of late, that’s because I just took a vicarious trip to Hawaii with the likes of LC, Brody, Audrina, and a whole host of transmittable diseases, courtesy of The Hills. Yes, it was time for The Brodester and his posse of lickspittles to embark on their bros-only …

HAMMER TIME: Angry Momma Engages In Mild Cussing

Cursing for cursing sake isn’t inherently funny. But cursing because you want to beat your son’s head in with a hammer, well, that’s surprisingly funny. You wouldn’t think it would be funny as filicide is no laughing matter, but as the clip above demonstrates, it can be actually be quite chuckle-worthy. Enjoy as one enraged …

And Now Your Beyoncé Caterwaul of the Day

Sometimes (or rather, quite often) when musicians perform live these days, they sing along to pre-recorded versions of their song. This way they always sound right, even if they’re dancing and out of breath or simply having an off-day. Case in point: Beyoncé, who sung along to track on a recent Today Show appearance. The …

ADVENTURES IN DRINKING: Fresh Cocktail Hour Edition

About a week ago, some people came over to my apartment, and we had the most delightful time making what we later called (perhaps unoriginally) the Fresh Cocktail Hour. Basically, with the help of plenty of fresh produce from the Farmer’s Market (not to mention some homemade horseradish), we made Bloody Marys, guacamole, and a …