Your Triple Dose of Hotness For The Day

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Take one part crazy, one part awesome, and one part HOT (in a deluded, not-as-hot-as-Gretchen kind of way), and what do you get? The picture above, which features Ramona (Real Housewives of New York City), Zoila (Flipping Out) and Tamra (Real Housewives of Orange County). I don’t know the context of the photo (sent to me courtesy of Jash), but it’s safe to say that it probably was snapped at some Bravo function where Zoila may or may not have been on cleanup duty (she is in her maid outfit). Needless to say, I think we can all agree this leads to a very important question: “Who would you marry, sleep with, and kill?”
Submit your choices below.

FLIGHT LIVE BLOG: Flying Back To LA — Curse of the Ginny Seat

Well, I’m back up in the air and headed back to Los Angeles, and I’m proud to report that there’s no Ginny in sight. I was a little concerned that my arch-nemesis would be returning to the Left Coast with me, but thankfully, she’s nowhere to be seen. Perhaps there’s an urgent candy cane blazer conference in New York City that demands her presence. Nevertheless, without her presence, this flight has been more or less uneventful. The guy next to me seems cool (and capable of beating me up), and even though there are an abundance of children and families on this flight, they all seem to be quiet and placid. Maybe they’re all bracing for the cinematic experience that is Marley and Me — soon to begin after the cocktail service.
And where is that cocktail service anyway? I’m starving, but I don’t want to gorge on my Cibo Express sandwich (ham & brie sandwich, black and white cookie on the side) until I have a beverage to sate what will surely be a ravenous thirst. Aha! Ask and ye shall receive! The beverage cart has just appeared in the aisle, and my lunch plans look to be headed in the right direction.
More excitement after the jump…

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EXCITING NEWS! B-Side Blog Called A Top TV Blog!

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Super exciting news, everyone. Web 100, an online guide to the best of the web, just published an article titled “The Only 3 TV Blogs You’ll Ever Need,” and not only did they pick this site for their über-short list, but they ranked it as number one!!!
I’m extremely honored by this, and I want to thank both Web 100 for the kind words, and also the readers of B-Side Blog for helping the site grow so much over the past several months. It’s great to know that people are reading the junk I hurl at the Internets and actually liking it.
Be sure to head on over to Web 100 and check out their content.
And yes, the quest for world domination has most certainly begun.

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Jill and Simon Serve Up Some Love (UPDATED)

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After last week’s turbulent, fight-filled episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, Bravo switched things up and supplied us with an hour of pure comedy last night as the much-hyped tennis match between Ramona, Mario, Jill and Mystery Man finally took place. I gotta say, it was worth the wait. Jill and Bethenny managed to punk Ramona and Mario (Ramario?) nice and good by selecting an ever-eager Simon to be Jill’s tennis partner. Needless to say, once the plan was hatched, the buildup to the game was nothing less than hilariously extraordinary. How would Ramona react? How would Mario react? And could Simon and Jill (team Sill?) actually triumph at the end of the day?

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The Exciting Conclusion of The Flight Blog, Or The Time I Got Yelled At By A Woman On A Plane

People. People, people, people. I just endured a horrifically awkward ninety minutes on an airplane, and admittedly it was really my own fault. I was live blogging my flight from Los Angeles to New York, and as I am wont to do, I fixated on random minutia in the cabin, particularly that which emanated from the woman next to me, who I had named Ginny. Well, after she nearly spilled a glass of water on me, I kind of went on a blogging rampage, mercilessly making fun of every small thing she did — which probbbbbbably (read: most definitely) wasn’t tremendously fair to her, but in my own meager defense, I can say that when I start writing these things, I’m not even writing about the person anymore. It’s like I’ve created a character and am just running with it. Anyway, that explanation doesn’t fly when the person you’ve been quietly mocking for about an hour happens to check out your laptop, read your remarks, and then call you out on it.
And that’s just what Ginny did. The whole awful saga after the jump…

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SPOILER!
First they killed off Cutthroat Bitch. Now this?? Why must all my favorite characters leave House? It’s too cruel.
Sadness.
Update: Turns out we can thank BARACK OBAMA for this tragedy. Confused? Read THIS.

Chris Brown Puts On His Best Puppy Dog Eyes For The Court

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“I’m sawwwy.”

I think this picture of Chris Brown, taken at today’s arraignment, will now become my standard issue “caught-in-the-cookie-jar-and-am-sorry” photo for this blog. I don’t think I’ve seen such a shameless attempt at puppy dog eyes in quite some time. Surely, he’ll be able to win over any judge.
Unless, of course, the judge is…

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And The MMMMHMMMM Award Goes To…

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Bravo’s A-List Awards are fairly horrendous, but they do offer special sights such as the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunited on the red carpet. Here we can see Nene Leakes, Lisa WU Hartwell, a significantly less wiggy Kim Zolciak, Sherayay Whitfield, and DeShawn Snow — as portrayed by Shereeay’s bespectacled main gay. (How you gonna have a housewife show with no housewife?)
Double Nene BAM goes to Sherayay for sticking her man-arm out front and proclaiming this photo to be HERS.
Via Socialite Life