IT'S A ROBOT: Don't Pee On Shirley Manson and Tell Her It's Raining

Click to see Shirley Manson shed her inner urinal cake. As an unabashed Garbage fan, I was most excited to hear that Shirley Manson would be joining the cast of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, even if it did seem like an utterly bizarre career turn. Unfortunately, I did not actually see the season premiere, …

BEEP BEEP!!! Jerry Falls In The Pool!

I love slapstick, especially when it involves old people falling over. That’s where Jerry from Big Brother 10 comes into play. Earlier today, he fell into the backyard pool when trying to read a banner overhead. Don’t worry — he was fine. My pants after I pissed them? Not so much. (Don’t worry, I didn’t …

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY: Sarah Palin Does The Sports Report!

Long before she was a presumptive vice presidential nominee, and long before she was the governor of her state, Sarah Palin (née Heath) was a sportscaster for Channel 2 Sports in Alaska, and thanks to the magic of the YouTubes, we have four minutes of her doing her thang. To be fair, this video isn’t …

Keesha From 'Big Brother' Screams, Bares Breasts

And the award for Best Supporting Actress in a straight-to-DVD horror film goes to… Keesha Smith from Big Brother 10. In this clip, we see Keesha’s star-making turn in the gripping feature, FEAR CHAMBER (the caps are mine, not theirs). She doesn’t do much beyond scream (clearly not a stretch for her), but she does …

SIX '80s Exercise-Themed Videos That Are Better Than Heidi's

Heidi Montag’s latest stab at musical legitimacy has been to release a tongue-in-cheek, ’80s aerobics-themed music video for her latest single, “Overdosin’.” The idea seems smart — put something out there that isn’t too serious, thus nipping all the criticism in the bud — but the truth is that it still sucks. The song is …

The Not-So-Greatest American Dog

I don’t know why this video amuses me so much, but in the wake of Wednesday’s super intense con-TRAH-versy about canine punishment on the waaaaaay under-appreciated Greatest American Dog, it seems only appropriate that we observe this woman’s reprimanding of a very, very guilty dog named LeeLoo. Beware: the ensuing cocktail of cuteness and shame …