WTF is This???

What happens when you’re a cast member of Wicked trying to be a real rock ‘n’ roller? You get Adam Lambert, one of American Idol’s aspiring stars for season eight. The guyliner enthusiast has already achieved frontrunner status due to his soaring vocals (he performs in next week’s semifinals group), but he’s also attracted some …

THE PARSLEY CHRONICLES: Chapter 12 — The End

My friends, my friends. This is a sad day indeed. Today marks the official end of The Parsley Chronicles. That’s right: my beloved parsley — the plant that could never be — finally ceased showing any signs of life today. The Obama Sprout, once a beacon of hope and prosperity, shriveled up and died, leaving …

SNL Takes The Term "Wii Sports" To A Hilarious New Level

Sometimes I have the humor level of a sixth grader. Take, for instance, this clip from Saturday Night Live in which Alec Baldwin learns the pleasures and joys of playing with a Wii remote. Needless to say, it’s hilarious. I have a feeling the writers wanted to take it further, but chances are Standards & …

My New Favorite Internet Meme: Dancing To Bale Out!

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or in Iraq. Or in Iraq under a rock), the Christian Bale tirade has been all the rage of the Internets. Even better is “Bale Out,” the wonderful techno dance remix, which is not only spectacularly hilarious, but also a really good song. I could actually see …

Super Bowl Ads: Best & Worst

Well, apparently my pick for the best Super Bowl Ad of 2009 never actually aired, which certainly was an embarrassing revelation for me. However, last night’s thrilling game (congrats Steeler! Sorry, Larry FitzP) did see a good number of funny, engaging, and generally well produced ads (unlike last year’s sorry crop). My picks for the …

And Now A Message From Someone Else's Sponsors

My friends at WhateverHollywood shot a spot for Pop Chips, and this should be of note to you because a) they’re hot, and b) Brian from Amazing Race 7 somehow wound up in it (to be fair, he pops up in a fair number of commercials, most of them involving beer). Anyway, the point is …