Effin' Gloria

Yesterday, my friend Lisa posted a story about Sandy Kane, an ancient stripper from Newark whose unique style of titillation is delivering borsht belt comedy wearing nothing but some pasties and a thong. Needless to say, Lisa was quite enamored. Well, I finally got around to watching a video of Sandy, and wow-my-gosh, it did …

Two Catfights On The 'Real Housewives!'

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! This clip from Tuesday’s upcoming Real Housewives of New York City episode is what you’d call the epitome of a cocktease, but that being said, there’s still juuuust enough awkward tension in its few seconds of confrontation between Bethenny and Kelly to be worth checking out. Gotta love Bethenny’s instant dig at …

Padma Eats A Burger, Is Sexy

“They originally wanted my dear friend Gail Simmons for this commercial, but she ate seven Thickburgers in three minutes and had to be medivac-ed to the nearest free clinic, bless her heart.” Hey, remember when Paris Hilton did that Carl’s Jr. commercial, and everyone got in a tizzy about how racy and sexy it was? …

Pharrell Can Has Cheezburger? Mais non!

I love N*E*R*D*. I love Paris. And I love that McDonald’s song from the ’80s. Mix them all together, and you get a truly bizarre video of Pharrell attempting to dance his way into the hearts of some Mickey D’s workers in a French airport. Funny, sad, amusing, strange — it’s all there.