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If it’s smelling particularly floral around this blog of late, that’s because I just took a vicarious trip to Hawaii with the likes of LC, Brody, Audrina, and a whole host of transmittable diseases, courtesy of The Hills. Yes, it was time for The Brodester and his posse of lickspittles to embark on their bros-only …
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I don’t mind when people are critical of my blog. Heck, my friends pester me about changes I should make all the time. And I understand that you can’t please everyone all the time. That being said, I do have a breaking point. This just arrived from a reader who seems a bit displeased with …
Well, it’s Thursday night, and entirely too many days have gone by since The Hills for there not to be a peep from me on this site. Truth is I only got around to watching it this evening, and because I’ve been busy of late (I know, I know â€â€Ã‚ broken record), I don’t have time …
A new supporting character has played a prominent role on this season of The Hills, and her name is Stacie â€â€Ã‚ or as Stephanie Pratt has been prone to calling her â€â€Ã‚ homewrecker, slut, whore, etc.. To me, she’s just “bartender” or “that girl from The Hills” or “that girl from The Hills named Stacie who I …
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So The Hills is back, and of course I’d be traveling and busy for the first two episodes, and of course those first two episodes would be super good and restore my faith in a series that seemed to be lagging by the end of last season. And of course because of said traveling and …
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Horrifying news this week that one of our most beloved reality TV pets, Ashes from The Hills, has gone missing (and no, he hasn’t been hiding out on the floor). Apparently Lauren Conrad was bringing the cat into the house when a loud, passing car startled our feline friend. Ashes immediately jumped from the not-so-iron-clutches …
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Just under eight weeks ago, as part of a Hills promotional tie-in, I posted a contest imploring people to state their worthiness to win $25 of free Sonic fast food. I really didn’t expect much of a response, but I must have vastly overlooked the draw of free food and perhaps underestimated the quality of …
“om nom nom nom nom…” Drumroll please! The time has finally come: Speidi have gotten married… sort of… not really. That’s right, tonight’s episode of The Hills featured the much anticipated Mexican nuptials of Spencer Pratt and his blushing / boozing bride Heidi Montag. And what did we get to see? Nothing really. Apparently we’ll …
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Well lookie here! It’s a Hills recap! As some of you noticed, I’ve taken the last two weeks off because a) one week was full of traveling, birthday celebrations, and illness, and b) the second week was full of real world obligations. And since really the only noteworthy thing to happen during that time was …
After a few episodes of wishy-washy drama, The Hills heated up this week with the bombshell rumor that Lauren had hooked up with resident hobo Justin Bobby. No one was more shocked than Lauren herself, who adamantly denied the accusation â€â€Ã‚ or non-accusation, as it were  to the point where she wound up crying in …
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