HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Lost Footage, Found Ridiculousness

It’s only been two weeks since we last saw The Real Housewives of New York City, but Bravo thankfully injected us with a dose of reality methadone last night with its much welcomed “Lost Footage” special. I like the New Jersey cast and all, but honestly, it would be impossible to top the insanity and …

The Real Housewives Head Into Space!

Earlier this month, NASA commenced the final servicing for the Hubble Telescope, and while the photos of the mission are fascinating, I felt they could use some added pizzazz. What better way to spice up some boring space shots than by adding some nouveau riche women into the mix? After the jump, I present you …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Tension Is Mounting…

I’m proud to report that The Real Housewives of New Jersey is starting to heat up a little. The first two episodes had been entertaining, but coming off the heels of a tumultuous RHONYC season, not to mention a spectacular two hour reunion imbroglio, it was hard to truly embrace these Jersey divas. Now, though, …

'Housewives' Preview Clips: Learning To Shave Your Lady Regions

Tonight’s a brand spanking new edition of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and hopefully, some sparks might start flying with these ladies. In the meantime, here’s a clip of resident battle ax Caroline forcing her daughter to learn the finer art of pubic waxing. After the jump, two bonus clips that I honestly haven’t …

'Real Housewives of DC' Coming To Bravo!

“OH REALLY?” And it continues to grow. Today Bravo announced that it would be developing the fifth iteration of its hit Real Housewives franchise with the upcoming Real Housewives of DC. Details are scant, but rest assured that between all the “cultural events, political galas, gallery openings and fundraisers in Washington society,” there’ll be plenty …

The 'Housewives' Reunion Distilled Down to Three Awesome Minutes

This parody of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion is kind of what one might call brilliant. It hits pretty much all the right notes; although, Jill comes off with a bit more of a potty mouth than I always imagined her to have. Doesn’t matter. It’s still funny. Via Entertainment Weekly (thanks …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Party Time In Jersey!

Last night we had our second dose of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while they’re not as gabby as their New York counterparts or as catty as the Orange County bitches, they’re well on their way to being outlandish in a certain mafia-fabulous sort of way. At the forefront of that is Teresa, …

LET ME TELL YOU A SOMETHING ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES: I've Got More Videos

The TV season may be wrapping up, but there’s still plenty of fun stuff to watch. Take, for instance, the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Bravo has sent along some clips from tonight’s show, and while they’re not as earth shattering as some of our favorite NYC videos, they’re entertaining enough to warrant a look. …

HOUSEWIVES RECAP: More Reunion, More Bickering, More Amazingness

I really didn’t think The Real Housewives of New York City could top Tuesday’s tumultuous hour of reunion fighting, but last night, they proved me wrong. Thursday was Kelly’s time to truly shine, and what we got was nothing but a stream of incoherent ramblings from the model/socializer/owl enthusiast. The woman literally made no sense, …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Dirty Jerzey Edition

Well, ladies and gentlemen, after many marvelous weeks in the big city, the Real Housewives franchise has headed back to the ‘burbs for its third spin-off, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and I gotta tell you: it’s showing lots of promise. So far, I don’t really hate anyone yet, and while Danielle seems like …