WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 32 – Infidelity in St. Barth’s? Also, Jersey Bickering and ‘Gallery Girls’ Mania

It’s a super-sized episode of Watch What Crappens. There was so much to talk about, and despite our best efforts to keep ourselves on time, we just couldn’t do it. Join Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV) and I as we delve into every minute detail of the latest Real Housewives of New York …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: The Pirates of LuAnn’s Pants

Ain’t no vacation like a Real Housewives of New York City vacation. Just as the bitches from Orange County never fail to bring their A-Game to season finales and reunions, these New Yorkers always school everyone when it comes time for an international jaunt. To this day, none of the Housewives have been able to …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 31 – Aviva Takes A Stand; Also, The Juicy Joe Phone Call, and Gallery Girls!

Language NSFW There was almost too much to cover on this week’s Watch What Crappens. Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I dive straight into the mess, starting with yet another bonkers episode of Real Housewives of New York City. We tackle everything from Sonja’s dog to Aviva’s charity to Ramona’s butt to …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Toast of the Town?

It’s been a while since I wrote a photocap for Real Housewives of New York City, and I can explain why very easily: I’m lazy. Truth is that I have more in common with Sonja Morgan than I’d like to admit. Basically, we both like to sit in bed and read about our “friends” in …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 30 – Toaster Madness on RHoNYC; Plus, Introducing the Gallery Girls

Language NSFW When it comes to women behaving badly, it doesn’t get much worse than the collective display of cattiness on Real Housewives of New York City and Gallery Girls. Luckily, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV) Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I are here to analyze it all on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. We …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep 29 – The One Where An Earthquake Hits in the Middle of the Podcast

Language NSFW This week’s Watch What Crappens is earth shaking. Literally. We had an earthquake in the middle of the podcast. Luckily, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I are all intrepid souls and managed to persevere, natural disasters be damned. When not cowering in a door frame, we gabbed mainly about Real …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 28 – Maloof Divorce, Horny Dads, and Jersey RV Trip

Language NSFW On this very special episode of Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and I get down and dirty with all sorts of gossip relating to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Adrienne’s divorce, Brandi’s bathroom high jinks, and Lisa’s renewed wedding vows. Then it’s on to NYC by way …

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC PHOTOCAP: Aviva Goes To Miami, Has A Pervy Dad

It occurred to me this morning that it’s been ages since I’d written up a photocap for The Real Housewives of New York City. Maybe that’s because the new cast has yet to really gel (or at least spark). The revamped RHONYC has been something of a mild failure. The show is still entertaining to …

WATCH WHAT CRAPPENS: Ep. 27 – LuAnn’s Pumpkin Head, Sonja’s Toaster, Kathy’s Cookies, and Madison’s Voice

language NSFW There’s one less iteration of The Real Housewives on TV these days, but Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and I more than make up for the cattiness with this week’s episode of Watch What Crappens. We skewer the usual targets (Sonja, LuAnn Ramona, Teresa), and this time around, we also aim …

Real Housewives of Miami Are Back, and This Time They’re Ready For Primetime (We Hope)

When it comes to the Real Housewives franchise, everyone has their favorites: Beverly Hills and Atlanta remain perennially popular, and at the bottom of the heap come D.C. and Miami. Well, D.C. got the axe long ago, but Bravo was mum on Miami. We heard rumors that the series was shooting a second season, but …