I fear we’re in for a long, long season of American Idol, folks. Not since the dreary days of Sanjaya has a batch of male singers seemed so lacking in talent, charisma, and overall quality. Last night’s debut of the gents was filled with promise but left the judges, the viewers, and probably several network …
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AMAZING RACE PHOTOCAP: Feces For Everyone!
I was bored; so I did a little Amazing Race photocap. So far I’m loving the new season, and even though some people have complained that this batch of racers may constitute the dumbest group of all time, I say that makes it all the better. After all, what’s more fun and unpredictable than watching …
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AMERICAN IDOL RECAP: Introducing The Ladies
At long last, American Idol entered the performance phase of the competition last night, debuting a dozen women who all attempted to win us over with their vocal prowess. The degree to which they succeeded is a bit murky. Some of them proved to have very strong voices, others were more emotionally effecting. None were …
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KELL ON EARTH PHOTOCAP: One Day You're In, and The Next, You're Out
With the mania of fashion week (or rather, FUCKING FASHION WEEK) over at Kell On Earth, one would think things would calm down at the offices of People’s Revolution, but as last night’s episode showed us, there’s still plenty of wonderful chaos swirling about at any given time of the day. Yes, there were tears …
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KELL ON EARTH PREVIEW: Booze, Bronzer, and Bitches
I have been bubbling with anticipation for tonight as Bravo airs yet another episode of my new favorite show, Kell On Earth. The series has been everything I could dream of, and last week in Club Med, I forced both my parents to watch it. Even though they might not have enjoyed it per se, …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: We Got To Pray Just To Make It Today!
The Real Housewives of Orange County is truly becoming mesmerizing TV as it enters the final stretch of its season. With cancer, family crises, and financial dilemmas facing the various women, we have a delightful mix of real, urgent storylines that help gravitate some of the more petty diversions. Don’t get me wrong: I love …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: The Makings For An Awkward Episode
I’m back to blogging! And not a moment too soon because tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County looks to be awkward-tastic! In the clip above, watch Alexis and Vicki get into it, continuing the catfight that started last week after various PDAs were employed during mealtime. (FYI, I’m firmly Team Vicki on this …
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REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Simon Says
I think we can all agree on one thing. This latest episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County was the best episode of the season. We’re talking epic, awesome, intense, shocking, GREAT. Overall, it’s been a solid season with some compelling stories, but we’ve been missing that awkward “it” factor that last year’s Gretchen-and-Lynne …
Miss J Demoted On 'Top Model'
Breaking news! According to Reality Blurred, androgynous Top Model mainstay “Miss J”Alexander has been demoted from judge to mentor, thus meaning we’ll be deprived of some of the runway coach’s more thoughtful insights such as “She done better show that BOOTY!” or “TWEET TWEET TWEET LIKE A BIRD, GIRL!” or “That’s not a model face, …
KELL ON EARTH PREVIEW: How To Scare Interns
After last week’s awesome series premiere, Kell On Earth returns tonight with a whole new hour of footage that will hopefully feature Kelly Cutrone screaming at every mortal soul around her. If the preview clips are any indication, she’ll certainly be flipping her shit at least once or twice tonight, especially when the interns en …
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