BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Looking For A Savior

Last night’s episode of Big Brother was great for one and only one reason: we got to see Sheila bark, “Yew know wut, Adam? Thank yew, THANK YEW!!” And yes, that was a quote verbatim. I probably watched that line over about three times in a row. As for the rest of the show, well, …

EAT, DRINK, AND BE AWFUL: An Instant Classic 'Housewives'

“Here’s to the most awkward dinner party of all time!” Anyone who missed tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City should run, not walk, to their DVR and watch it. I guarantee it will be one of the best hours of 2008. This is what we watch reality television for: unpredictable, awkward, …

Will Clinton Seek Out The All Important Trishelle Endorsement?

With Heidi Montag’s ringing endorsement of John McCain last week, one has to wonder which MTV reality stars will the other candidates be courting in their bid for White House supremacy. I delve into this deeply important topic in my latest article for DipDive, the new site from will.i.am (yes, yes, I’ve mentioned the site …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: What Were You Thinking, Bro?

Adam, Adam, Adam. What were you THINKING? Why is it always at this crucial stage of the game when someone does something absolutely idiotic and totally jeopardizes everything? Hurricane Howie season 6, anybody? Chicken George season 7, anybody? America voting Dustin off season 8, anybody? UGH. Of course, these are just noms. Nothing is sealed …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Better Late Than Never!

CBS dragged its feet on posting the screen shots from Wednesday’s eviction show, but at long last, they finally went up, which meant I could do the photocap. I momentarily considered simply skipping the episode and moving onto tonight’s drama, but then I realized that I simply could not let Josh’s awful exit go uncommented …