Nooooooo!!!! Apologies for the slight delay in getting my Top Chef finale photocap up. I had a minor bottleneck of work to do, and quite honestly, it’s all for the best because I needed that time to mourn the tragic death of Carla’s run at the title. I’m not usually one to hate on Top …
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So How About Those Housewives?
“I’m a deranged BITCH!” If anyone watched the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion â€â€Ã‚ and I know most of you did  you surely witnessed some of the more embarrassing female behavior from women over 17 since, well, the last episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Yes, the claws were out as resident …
'Idol' Presents Its Second Group of Musically-Challenged Future Superstars
I was so excited for American Idol last night, and the results were… eh. I can’t say I was particularly blown away by anyone, and I can’t say that anyone bombed in a spectacularly memorable fashion. Everyone was just sort of bland and forgettable. That being said, there’s still plenty to talk about, starting with …
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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: More Fun Times In The Hamptons
Coming off the tension-filled, passive-aggressive romp that was The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion special, I thought the latest episode of The Real Housewives of New York City would be a slight letdown. How wrong I was. It was hilarious as ever with Bethenny tearing up the screen with more one-liners than usual. Jill, …
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THE CITY PHOTOCAP: I'm In Miami, Bitch!
Ahhhh… At long last. MTV has put screen shots of The City on their site! I don’t know when they started, but I think the last time I checked in about two weeks ago, there were none. Now, as some of you have read in the comments section, I absolutely love this show, but because …
Thanks For The Memories, Conan
Interning back in the day: December 1998 In case you haven’t been following the shifting landscape of late night television, tonight marks the last episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien. The good news is that Conan will be moving up to the Tonight Show later this year, and technically, Late Night as a show …
I'm Not Ignoring 'Top Chef.' Bravo Is!
“Emeril, my dear friend Gail Simmons has expressed an interest in eating beignets all night long. Could you cook her up some? I fear that if we don’t feed her, she’ll get very cranky, bless her heart.” In case you’re wondering where the Top Chef photocap is, rest assured â€â€Ã‚ I’m waiting for bravotv.com to get …
WTF is This???
What happens when you’re a cast member of Wicked trying to be a real rock ‘n’ roller? You get Adam Lambert, one of American Idol’s aspiring stars for season eight. The guyliner enthusiast has already achieved frontrunner status due to his soaring vocals (he performs in next week’s semifinals group), but he’s also attracted some …
IDOL RESULTS: I Mean Seriously, America
America, you’ve got to be kidding me. Did you really fall for all the sentimental crap the producers shoveled out about personality-free performer Michael Sarver? Apparently you did because the sympathetic yet bland roughneck earned a place in the American Idol top twelve last night, baffling thousands of people who surely expected that spot to …
Chenbot Gets Immortalized
A study in Chenpressionism. Julie Chen turned up in quite the surprising location today: a New York Times article about self-commissioned celebrity portraits. Our favorite hostess and her husband, CBS bigwig Les Moonves, are profiled as some of the many people who’ve had artists recreate their visages for the sake of art. I won’t get …