'Housewife' Kelly Killoren Bensimone Arrested — And Not For Being Criminally Boring

It appears as though another lovelorn couple has fallen off the horse at the metaphorical Hamptons Classic. Kelly Killoren Bensimone, a.k.a. THE SOCIALIZER a.k.a. the boring new cast member of The Real Housewives of New York City has been arrested for punching her ex-fiancé, Nick Stefanov, in the face in what we can only imagine …

I Would Have Voted For The Rock

Saturday Night Live was only okay this past weekend, but one of the highlights was the above clip, which imagines what exactly might happen if President Obama were to lose his cool. After the jump, another two of my favorite clips — a Celebrity Apprentice bit and a bizarre yet funny pairing of a sportscaster and …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: What's Hot For Spring? STEALING!

Scandal alert! Scandal alert! This week’s episode of The City introduced Whitney to the bitch-eat-bitch world of fashion, and for the first time, Whit-Whit learned the hard way that you’ve always got to look out for numero uno. Yes, none other than Olivia Palermo took full credit for pulling Jessica Alba’s cover look for Elle, …

TRAGEDY ON 'THE HILLS': Ashes Is Missing!!

Horrifying news this week that one of our most beloved reality TV pets, Ashes from The Hills, has gone missing (and no, he hasn’t been hiding out on the floor). Apparently Lauren Conrad was bringing the cat into the house when a loud, passing car startled our feline friend. Ashes immediately jumped from the not-so-iron-clutches …

Tatiana's Last Stand!

I can’t say that I was terribly surprised by last night’s results show of American Idol. We all knew Lil Rounds would sail on through to the next round, and after the rapturous (and undeserved) reception Scott received, he was a sure lock too. I’m still peeved about this — just because the guy is blind …

Turning a Blind Eye Towards Favoritism on 'Idol?'

Well, the final twelve semifinalists finally took the stage of American Idol last night, and the results were — like every week — mixed. Pretty much all the guys were okay at best (mostly forgettable though), but the girls were fairly strong. In fact, I’d be hard pressed to say who will actually move forward tonight. …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: The One Where Ramona One-Ups The Governor of New York

I think discussion of last night’s Real Housewives of New York City begins and ends with Ramona assaulting Governor David Patterson with her own struggles with blindness. It pretty much sums her up to a T: crazy, funny, often inappropriate, and lacking self-awareness. Moments like this are what link this iteration of the franchise to …

LIES ON THE CITY? A Tale Of Two Elles

Pics courtesy of Yes More Drama Anyone who saw last night’s scandal-riffic episode of The City witnessed Olivia brazenly take full credit for pulling the outfit that ultimately landed on the cover of Elle Magazine’s Spring fashion preview, despite the fact that it was our starlet, Whitney Port, who made the creative decision. Much drama …