Pic courtesy of Rickey.org There was so much potential for greatness on last night’s American Idol, but alas, the singers kind of stumbled with their wide-open theme of “Top Downloadable Songs” (a.k.a. sing whatever you damn well want). Whereas last week the kids struggled to make Motown sounds contemporary, this time around, they seemed unable …
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So Bethenny, What Are Your Real Feelings About Kelly?
Anyone who didn’t catch last night’s turbulent episode of The Real Housewives of New York City (photocap here) certainly missed out on a boatload of drama, the centerpiece being a WTF argument between Kelly and Bethenny. Our favorite Sicilian chef came out on top, and now she’s had the last word. On Bethenny’s’ Bravo blog, …
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HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: The One Where Everyone Fights With Everyone Else
“I’m a BITCH.” OHHHHHHHH my. I’m afraid The Real Housewives of New York City have peaked for the season because there’s no topping tonight’s episode. Everyone, and I mean, everyone got into a fight (with the exception of Countess LuAnn, but her divorce was announced today; so that sort of counts â€â€Ã‚ no pun intended). And …
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Dwight from 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' Forgets To Wear Top Half of Yeti Costume
In season one of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene’s gay sidekick Dwight asked “How you gonna have a fashion show with no fashions?” He was referring, of course, to the infamous SHE BY SHERAYAY launch party which featured, quite literally, no fashions. Well, there may have been clothes at the party pictured above (hosted …
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Countess LuAnn Is Separating From Her Not Old Man Husband!
I woke up today to a flurry of emails in my inbox: the Count and Countess are breaking up! That’s right, the big news out of gossip-ville is that Countess LuAnn De Lesseps from The Real Housewives of New York City is splitting with her Not Old Man husband, the Count Alexandre De Lesseps, after …
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Ten Minutes Of Pure Zarin
What better way to kick off the weekend than with ten minutes of nothing but pure, undiluted Zarin? That’s right, the local Fox affiliate here in Los Angeles interviewed Jill and Ally Zarin of The Real Housewives of New York City, and it’s as Zarin-tastic as you could imagine. There’s plenty of name-dropping and sentimental …
Two Catfights On The 'Real Housewives!'
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! This clip from Tuesday’s upcoming Real Housewives of New York City episode is what you’d call the epitome of a cocktease, but that being said, there’s still juuuust enough awkward tension in its few seconds of confrontation between Bethenny and Kelly to be worth checking out. Gotta love Bethenny’s instant dig at …
America Gets It Almost Right… and Almost Very Wrong
PHHHEWW! We almost had a second major tragedy on our hands with last night’s American Idol results show. Poor Matt Giraud found himself not in the bottom three, but in the bottom two, despite having one of the best performances of the night. I don’t know what the hell happened, but I’ll blame it on …
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Random Jill Zarin of the Day
“Bawbbbbby, I used some Zaaaarin Faaabrics and dressed up Aaaaaaalllie like a head of lettuce!”
Padma Eats A Burger, Is Sexy
“They originally wanted my dear friend Gail Simmons for this commercial, but she ate seven Thickburgers in three minutes and had to be medivac-ed to the nearest free clinic, bless her heart.” Hey, remember when Paris Hilton did that Carl’s Jr. commercial, and everyone got in a tizzy about how racy and sexy it was? …