HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Filling Up Caroline's Volcano Love Bowl

“LET ME TELL YOU A SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY: we ALL enjoy a good volcano love bowl once in a while.” It’s Tuesday; so that can only mean one thing: time for more Real Housewives fun, and as usual, I’ve got some preview clips. In the video above, Caroline celebrates her wedding anniversary with her …

And Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Dumb Bitch Pièce De Résistance

Don’t you be starting up with me, Dumb Bitch. This season of The Hills has come to a close, which means that we’ll not only have no photocaps of the show until fall, but chances are I won’t have any well written missives from my favorite Hills enthusiast, Dumb Bitch. That’s too bad because they’ve …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: I Now Pronounce You Awful and More Awful

Earlier this week, MTV aired a Very Special episode of The Hills. Not only did it serve as Lauren Conrad’s last appearance in the franchise as a regular cast member, but it also ushered in the newlywed era of Speidi, whose nuptials were documented for the world to see. And yes, it was all just …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Read Anything Good Lately?

It’s official. I’m now loving The Real Housewives of New Jersey. It’s nowhere near as amazing and perfect as New York, but I think it can hold its own with the rest of the franchise. Last night’s episode was compelling (in a trashy, shouldn’t-be-admitting-it kind of way) but also very funny. Caroline remains my favorite …

HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Danielle Continues To Be Crazy, Slutty

Tomorrow night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs once again, and with all the rumors circulating about Danielle Staub and her shady past, things are getting mighty interesting. In the clip above, Danielle gets snippy with her gal pals Jacqueline and Teresa (the latter of whom never found a headband she couldn’t strangle her …

The Password Is… IDIOT

Hey guys, here’s some cool news. Starting today, I’m gonna be a contributor to TV Week. I’ll be writing for their blog — both original content and repurposed stuff from this website. Here’s the first thing I wrote, which appeared on the site last night: Well, it’s Sunday night, and my usual televised staples — The Amazing …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Lost Footage, Found Ridiculousness

It’s only been two weeks since we last saw The Real Housewives of New York City, but Bravo thankfully injected us with a dose of reality methadone last night with its much welcomed “Lost Footage” special. I like the New Jersey cast and all, but honestly, it would be impossible to top the insanity and …

The Best Adam Lambert Interview You Will Ever Read

I’m telling you now, this is the best, funniest, and most entertaining Adam Lambert interview you will ever read. No hyperbole. It’s hilarious. My friend Michelle at Best Week Ever had the luxury of cozying up next to the glam rocker, and the two got along like two peas in a pod (assuming one pea …

The Real Housewives Head Into Space!

Earlier this month, NASA commenced the final servicing for the Hubble Telescope, and while the photos of the mission are fascinating, I felt they could use some added pizzazz. What better way to spice up some boring space shots than by adding some nouveau riche women into the mix? After the jump, I present you …