Late last week, when I heard that Top Chef superstar Fabio Viviani would be in the neighborhood doing a cooking demonstration for something called Top Chef: The Tour, I knew I had to find a way to see it. The event was booked up, but thanks to the good people at Bravo, they found a …
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Return of the Kings!
Oops! I forgot to post this earlier this week, but NBC’s epic, butterfly-centric series Kings returns to the airwaves tonight! My friend works on the show, and I promised her I’d show it some love. It got great reviews, but apparently never found an audience. Well, now’s your chance to check it out. Kings. Tonight. …
TOP CHEF MASTERS PHOTOCAP: A Starry, Starry Night!
I finally caught the premiere episode of Top Chef Masters last night, and I actually liked it way more than I thought I would. I feared that it would dilute the brand — and the lack of Tom or Padma or Gail (not to be confused with Gael) — would cheapen the experience, but no, it …
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HOUSEWIVES RECAP: Augmenting The Drama
I suppose Tuesday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey was the calm before the storm. That’s because next week, we’re already at the much-hyped season finale where tables are flipped, fingers are pointed, and bellows of “WHHHHOORREEEEE!!!!” are screamed across all of Bergen county. Yeah, it’s gonna be a doozy, and I …
SOME PEOPLE AREN'T LIKIN' IT: Danny Noriega's Video Debut
Danny Noriega, late of American Idol, has released a music video that’s pretty much as silly as you’d expect it to be. It’s nowhere near is ridiculous as say the canon of Heidi Pratt (née Montag), but then again, that’s not saying much. Here Danny teams up with a mysterious woman named Diamonique, who may …
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ONE NIGHT ONLY: Those Bitches From Orange County Are Back!
Sometimes I’m astonished by the sheer amount of junk I post about The Real Housewives, but hey, it brings the traffic in; so why stop? Well, great news. Those catty shrews forty miles south of me are back on Bravo tomorrow night. Yes, I’m talking about The Real Housewives of Orange County, who’ll be making …
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Jeana Keough In Mortgage Trouble!
A few weeks ago, rumors swirled that Jeana Keough might not return for the next season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Maybe she might want to reconsider that fat paycheck from Bravo as she’s now defaulted on her mortgage to Chase. Yes, the beleaguered and often trod-upon housewife now owes over $37,000 to …
'Housewives' Finale Looks To Be Awesomest Brawl In Bravo History!
I’m still waiting for Bravo to put up photos from last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey; so in the meantime, take a look at this preview teaser for next week’s season finale, which looks to be so epic that pseudo-Dark Knight music is used to score the action. Anticipation building!!!
Meet Your Next Food Network Stars!
Two nights ago, the Food Network launched its fifth season of Next Food Network Star, a cooking show that is often and unjustly viewed as Top Chef’s ugly little brother. While the series isn’t as slick or upmarket as what Bravo has to offer, in some ways Next Food Network Star is actually a stronger …
Loud Sex Is Still Funny
I may be thirty, but videos like these still crack me up. Thanks to jash for sending it along. Be warned — the sound that emanates forth most certainly is NSFW. (That means NOT SAFE FOR WORK, idiots)