BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: So It Turns Out Jeff Ain't The Smartest Tool in the Shed…

“We gotta good one for you tonight, America!” Well, I’ve been slacking on my Big Brother photocaps (pneumonia and all), but I had a little energy today; so I decided to put one together in between naps. Sadly, one of my favorite players of the season has exited the house. I’m talking of course about …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Tit for Tut

There are many things I expect to encounter on an episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Free flowing glasses of wine? Check. Oversized wigs? Check. Poets and helicopters? Semi-check. But a festive gathering of the ENTIRE CAST at a King Tut viewing? Didn’t see that one coming. And yet, that’s exactly what happened. Midway …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Week of Craziness Draws to a Close

And so the amazing week that was on Big Brother is over. Chima is gone, her alliance has been decimated, and now we’re left with the “good people” in the majority. Hallelujah. So now what? It’s the unfortunate paradox of reality TV. If the people you hate stay in power, you’re stuck in agony. If …

TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: High Stakes Cooking

Top Chef is back, and this season, it’s headed to Las Vegas. It’s a bit too early to scope out who the stars are, but it seems as though the talent is a tad higher this season, what with the scattering of James Beard nominees and Michelin star recipients. The two brothers, whose names escape …

HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Academic Debates For The New Millennium

There’s a new super-sized episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta on tonight (conveniently airing against the Project Runway premiere), and among the various jaw-dropping moments we’re sure to see, here’s a scene of Kim and her nanny (which she clearly needs on account of her busy schedule of smoking cigarettes and not having cancer) debating …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: Epic Episode Proves To Be One Of The All Time Best

If you didn’t watch last night’s episode of Big Brother yet, do yourself a favor. Get off this blog (but come back!!!), march to your DVR (or CBS.com!), and watch the damn thing because it was Excellent with a capital “E.” Every season has a defining episode, and this was it. Everything about it was …

BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: The Second Coming of The Friendship?

Oh man. Big Brother is headed into overdrive. The show just crossed the line from fun entertainment to riveting television. Everything in the house has gone crazy, and the most bonkers stuff is still to come, but for now we have the calm before Hurricane Chima. In the wake of Jeff using the Coup D’Etat …