This video speaks for itself. Quite nicely too, I might add.
Category Archives: Food Network
Sandra Lee Sullies The Legacy of Europe's Most Treasured Queens
This past weekend, the Food Network aired a brand new Semi Homemade Halloween special featuring our intrepid hostess Sandra Lee dressed in a variety of regal costumes as some sort of ode to the most memorable queens of history. As you can imagine, the results were eye-opening. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a busty …
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Top Ten GOOD Ina-isms
Starting tomorrow, the Food Network will be airing brand new episodes of The Barefoot Contessa, and in honor of this GOOD event, I’ve decided to rank my top ten “Ina-isms”  those familiar phrases Ina Garten employs time and time again, much to my continued entertainment. The best part about Ina-isms, however, is guessing when …
Rachel Ray Touches Corn Like It's A PENIS!
Nothing’s funnier than an unintentionally phallic moment, especially when it comes from the ever peppy Rachel Ray. On yesterday’s episode of her talk show, our ever enthusiastic hostess welcomed a guest onto the program who revealed her very special way of removing corn silk. Needless to say, it was highly suggestive, and all of us …
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Calling BS on the Food Network
In all the excitement between Mad Men and Big Brother, I totally forgot about The Next Food Network Star, which anointed its winner on Sunday evening. Needless to say, I wasn’t thrilled with the selection. If for some reason you haven’t heard the results yet, stop reading now.
CALL THE FUN POLICE: Ina Garten Zigzags
This is one of my favorite Barefoot Contessa openings, and not just because Ina Garten talks about the “Fun Police.” No, it’s the awkward wending and winding that makes it so special. It’s like she’s walking through her own WASPy version of Lombard Street. Unfortunately, poor Ina can’t quite walk and talk at the same …
SANDRA LEE: I Never Met A Seahorse I Didn't Like
God bless Sandra Lee. The woman has no taste whatsoever, and just in case you forgot how tacky she can get, take a glimpse at this intro from today’s episode where she happily trumpets the use of decorative seahorses throughout her kitchen. It’s a bit… much. I also like how after she points out the …
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The Long Weekend Is Here!
It’s July 4th weekend, and I think Ina Garten’s got a message for all of us: INDEED!
Ina Garten Finally Takes a Stand on Burnt Cheese
Grab your stamens of crocuses! Ina Garten has something to say about burnt cheese, and it’s not kind. Check out the Barefoot Contessa video above to find out how she feels when her GOOD cheddar and GOOD gruyere get singed…
TOOT TOOT: Ina Garten Hits The High Seas
Great! She’ll make lunch. Ever since I saw the intro to this (GOOD) episode of Barefoot Contessa last year, it has ranked as one of my favorite Ina Garten moments. The combination of her WASPy sass and pleasant hospitality mixed with the images of her swabbing down a deck are too amazing to be denied. …