CAN NO ONE SEE HOW BAD SCOTT MACINTYRE IS???

I’m slowly entering the “astounded” phase of American Idol. I think we all know it — that incredulous four or five week span in which some blatantly outclassed singer somehow advances farther and farther in the singing competition as more talented folks drop by the wayside. Sanjaya remains the poster boy of such ridiculousness, but …

'American Idol' Cuts 40% Of Its Minority Population In One Night

And now the shocking twist to this season of American Idol: judges will be able to save an ousted contestant anytime between now and the final five. But wait! There’s a twist on the twist. Judges can only exercise this mercy once! Dunh dunh dunhhhh!!! Who will they use it on? Well, certainly not Jasmine …

'American Idol' Could Prove To Be A Real THRILLER. (Get It?)

I’m just putting this out there: I thought last night’s Top Thirteen on American Idol was one of the strongest “opening nights” the show has ever had. All in all, there were no colossal failures. Some people may not have been super strong, but even the weak ones sounded decent. For once, I could actually …

Tatiana's Last Stand!

I can’t say that I was terribly surprised by last night’s results show of American Idol. We all knew Lil Rounds would sail on through to the next round, and after the rapturous (and undeserved) reception Scott received, he was a sure lock too. I’m still peeved about this — just because the guy is blind …

Turning a Blind Eye Towards Favoritism on 'Idol?'

Well, the final twelve semifinalists finally took the stage of American Idol last night, and the results were — like every week — mixed. Pretty much all the guys were okay at best (mostly forgettable though), but the girls were fairly strong. In fact, I’d be hard pressed to say who will actually move forward tonight. …

'Idol' Presents Its Second Group of Musically-Challenged Future Superstars

I was so excited for American Idol last night, and the results were… eh. I can’t say I was particularly blown away by anyone, and I can’t say that anyone bombed in a spectacularly memorable fashion. Everyone was just sort of bland and forgettable. That being said, there’s still plenty to talk about, starting with …

WTF is This???

What happens when you’re a cast member of Wicked trying to be a real rock ‘n’ roller? You get Adam Lambert, one of American Idol’s aspiring stars for season eight. The guyliner enthusiast has already achieved frontrunner status due to his soaring vocals (he performs in next week’s semifinals group), but he’s also attracted some …

IDOL RESULTS: I Mean Seriously, America

America, you’ve got to be kidding me. Did you really fall for all the sentimental crap the producers shoveled out about personality-free performer Michael Sarver? Apparently you did because the sympathetic yet bland roughneck earned a place in the American Idol top twelve last night, baffling thousands of people who surely expected that spot to …

Never Let Casey Carlson Ever Sing Again

At long last, American Idol moved into its semifinals stage, and the results were decidedly mixed. Things started off promisingly at first with one increasingly strong showing after the next, but then the performances went south very, very quickly. Not helping matters was a glitch-laden broadcast that featured so many miscues on the technical end, …