Conan O’Brien addressed the class of 2011 this weekend at Dartmouth College. Never have I been more proud to be an alum (and a former Conan intern!).
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Dartmouth Students Burn Themselves, Steal Dump Trucks
This past weekend, Dartmouth College celebrated its homecoming, and as with any school holiday involving booze and fire, there were arrests aplenty. Most notably there was the drunk freshman who somehow fell over into the embers of the burnt bonfire. When he tried to get up, he put his hands on hot coals, and well, …
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'Gossip Girl' Goes To Yale, Hilarity Ensues
How good was Gossip Girl last night? It was THIIISSS good (imagine me spreading my arms out as widely as possible). After a fairly silly episode featuring the ups and downs of Eleanor Waldorf’s fashion show, Gossip Girl rebounded with an installment so chock-full of great one liners that it instantly deserves classic status. The …
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Farewell, Sweet Keychain
Back in the fall of 1997, I received a nifty bottle-opener keychain at Dartmouth orientation. It was a stellar addition to my burgeoning key ring as it was both very practical and completely free. Oh, how I enjoyed those heady days of popping the caps off beer bottles without a care in the world. Over …
LIKE OMG! Partial 'Gossip Girl' Script Leaked to the Internets!
Tri-Delt and Psi-U, here they come! SPOTTED: white hot television show’s script floating around the Internets! It’s inevitable that a show about leaking things to the blogosphere would itself get leaked to the blogosphere. Case in point: a few pages from an upcoming Gossip Girl episode have surfaced over at Gawker. They don’t reveal much, …
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GO GREEN: Dartmouth Drunk Tank Considerably Larger Than Rest of the Ivies
The numbers are in. When it comes to annual alcohol infractions per 1,000 students, Dartmouth outpaces the rest of the Ivy League by a healthy, if not entirely sober margin. In fact, the venerable institution has over twice the infractions as the next closest school, Cornell. Does this mean Dartmouth students are rowdier, drunker, and …
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