Painted Nail Opening Results In Unexpected Celebrity Cameos

Last night, my friends J-Unit and IndianJones headed into the Valley for the Grand Opening party of The Painted Nail, a nail salon owned by our friend Katie, who many of you may remember from the old days at TVgasm. Of course, The Painted Nail isn’t just any nail salon, and Katie doesn’t throw just …

In Search of Blair Underwood

“Well hello.” Back when I joined Twitter in February, I announced a plan. I wanted to gain at least a thousand followers and have one of them be a celebrity. Well, it’s almost three months later, and I’m at a steady 389 followers, which is nice, but let’s face it: I really expected to be …

CHENBOT READY TO MULTIPLY: Julie Chen Is Preggers!

Phase 2 of Julie Chen’s global domination has now been set into motion. Our favorite mechanical hostess has proven that robots can indeed reproduce, thus signaling the death knell for all human civilization. But while Skynet prepares to model an entire predatory series of machines after The Chenbot, we can take this time to congratulate …

Are Bethenny And A-Rod DOING IT After All??

Not too long ago, rumors surfaced that Bethenny Frankel of The Real Housewives of New York City and Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees were an item after the latter celebrity’s much-publicized breakup from his wife. If it sounded too crazy to be true, that’s because it was. The pairing was apparently just a …

Chris Brown Puts On His Best Puppy Dog Eyes For The Court

“I’m sawwwy.” I think this picture of Chris Brown, taken at today’s arraignment, will now become my standard issue “caught-in-the-cookie-jar-and-am-sorry” photo for this blog. I don’t think I’ve seen such a shameless attempt at puppy dog eyes in quite some time. Surely, he’ll be able to win over any judge. Unless, of course, the judge …

And The MMMMHMMMM Award Goes To…

Bravo’s A-List Awards are fairly horrendous, but they do offer special sights such as the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunited on the red carpet. Here we can see Nene Leakes, Lisa WU Hartwell, a significantly less wiggy Kim Zolciak, Sherayay Whitfield, and DeShawn Snow — as portrayed by Shereeay’s bespectacled main gay. (How …

Alex McCord Dishes About Parenting, Natural Birth

There’s been so much scandal on The Real Housewives of New York City that we’ve almost lost sight of our favorite talking green bean, Alex McCord. The aspiring socialite / one-night-stander chatted with W Magazine recently about her recent layoff from Victoria’s Secret as well as Simon’s dutiful role as male doula to the births …