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The numbers are in. When it comes to annual alcohol infractions per 1,000 students, Dartmouth outpaces the rest of the Ivy League by a healthy, if not entirely sober margin. In fact, the venerable institution has over twice the infractions as the next closest school, Cornell. Does this mean Dartmouth students are rowdier, drunker, and …
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There are tons of very scary movies out there, and when you’re someone like me — prone to jumping, shaking, and mild paranoia — even the most innocuous films can be a bit harrowing at times. However, nothing is quite as frightening as some of the more mundane things that can happen in an apartment. …
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fainting ralliesby krs601 Are people fainting because Obama’s so powerful or because his followers are too weak? Oh I KEED. Either way, there’s a whole lot of swooning going on, and this video has documented it all. Fun times had by all (except those who were rushed to the hospital). Via Gawker.
Guess which Barefoot Contessa regular is now modeling for the menswear department of Target? I’ll give you a hint: it’s not Jeffrey.
The internet lost one of its best today. Mark Lisanti of Defamer has left us. Well, he didn’t die, but today he resigned from his long-standing stint at Gawker Media. I’ve always enjoyed Mark’s writing greatly, and I have him to thank for helping expose TVgasm to a lots of eyeballs back in the day. …
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Exiting a parking garage can be a tricky process, at least for those idiots who still haven’t grasped the subtleties of inserting a ticket into a machine. I often grow frustrated with those ill-prepared drivers in front of me — the ones who take upwards of 60 seconds to complete a 30 second transaction. The …
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Kind of NSFW Oops. Jane Fonda accidentally dropped the C-word on The Today Show this morning — as in C U Next Today Show — a transgression that would certainly make an exec like Jack Donaghy’s blood boil. It all happened when Meredith trotted her and Eve Ensler out to discuss the tenth anniversary of …
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I love when the Yahoo! News algorithms go funky, as evidenced here when a picture of a dog was chosen to represent the twenty-four semifinalists on American Idol. Ominous foreshadowing or merely wishful thinking? I’d tune in.
Back in December, I decided that one way to save money would be to cease all haircuts until the strike ended. Well, now it’s over, and I’ve decided to extend my moratorium until I receive my next paycheck, which could be who knows when. While the inner-pride I maintain in the face of such an …
Here’s something to brighten your dreary afternoon. My friend Michelle hit up the Westminster Dog Show this weekend and filmed her exploits for Best Week Ever. The results are highly amusing. Or rather, if you’re looking for an unfunny video, you’re barking up the wrong tree. Ha, I kill me.