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Sunday’s episode of Big Brother was fairly tame, especially now that all warring factions of the house have been excised. With just five people left, the remaining house guests seemed intent on only one goal: ousting Jerry. Unfortunately for them, he won Head of Household after physics, karma, and cosmic justice conspired to screw Dan …
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I love slapstick, especially when it involves old people falling over. That’s where Jerry from Big Brother 10 comes into play. Earlier today, he fell into the backyard pool when trying to read a banner overhead. Don’t worry  he was fine. My pants after I pissed them? Not so much. (Don’t worry, I didn’t …
Long before she was a presumptive vice presidential nominee, and long before she was the governor of her state, Sarah Palin (née Heath) was a sportscaster for Channel 2 Sports in Alaska, and thanks to the magic of the YouTubes, we have four minutes of her doing her thang. To be fair, this video isn’t …
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Take one part Megan Mullally, one part Mariska Hargitay, add a dash of Tina Fey, and dress it all up in some JC Penney, and you have Governor Sarah Palin, the newest face in the 2008 Presidential Elections. Tapped to serve as John McCain’s vice presidential running mate, Ms. Palin is a stranger to a …
“I’m OUT OF THIS WORLD!” Tonight, I tried to do my civic duty by tuning into Barack Obama’s speech at the Democratic National Convention. Unfortunately, about five minutes into it, he referenced the seminal ’70s television show, Eight is Enough, and that just totally distracted me. The rest of the time I couldn’t help but …
Tri-Delt and Psi-U, here they come! SPOTTED: white hot television show’s script floating around the Internets! It’s inevitable that a show about leaking things to the blogosphere would itself get leaked to the blogosphere. Case in point: a few pages from an upcoming Gossip Girl episode have surfaced over at Gawker. They don’t reveal much, …
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And the award for Best Supporting Actress in a straight-to-DVD horror film goes to… Keesha Smith from Big Brother 10. In this clip, we see Keesha’s star-making turn in the gripping feature, FEAR CHAMBER (the caps are mine, not theirs). She doesn’t do much beyond scream (clearly not a stretch for her), but she does …
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As anyone who follows the Big Brother feeds knows, Tuesday’s episode was the calm before the storm. Thanks to Dan, who bizarrely tried to create chaos with his Veto Roulette (or whatever he called it), the entire house is now poised for a meltdown. Whether it works in Dan’s favor may be another issue. I …
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In honor of the season finale of Shear Genius tonight, and in honor of my coif getting entirely too difficult to maintain, I’ve decided to do something drastic today. I’m cutting my hair off! This shall come as a pleasant surprise to my friends and family (particularly IndianJones and my friend Andrea who were always …
Heidi Montag’s latest stab at musical legitimacy has been to release a tongue-in-cheek, ’80s aerobics-themed music video for her latest single, “Overdosin’.” The idea seems smart  put something out there that isn’t too serious, thus nipping all the criticism in the bud  but the truth is that it still sucks. The song is …
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