HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: The One Where Ramona One-Ups The Governor of New York

I think discussion of last night’s Real Housewives of New York City begins and ends with Ramona assaulting Governor David Patterson with her own struggles with blindness. It pretty much sums her up to a T: crazy, funny, often inappropriate, and lacking self-awareness. Moments like this are what link this iteration of the franchise to …

LIES ON THE CITY? A Tale Of Two Elles

Pics courtesy of Yes More Drama Anyone who saw last night’s scandal-riffic episode of The City witnessed Olivia brazenly take full credit for pulling the outfit that ultimately landed on the cover of Elle Magazine’s Spring fashion preview, despite the fact that it was our starlet, Whitney Port, who made the creative decision. Much drama …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Brazilian Shrimp Stew Edition

It’s been a while since I’ve written about my cooking, but fear not, I’m still attempting all sorts of exotic dishes in my humble kitchen, and yes, most of them turn out bright orange. Case in point: this Brazilian Shrimp Stew recipe that I found on Epicurious. As most of my culinary adventures are inspired …

TOP CHEF PHOTOCAP: Big Easy, Big Suckage

Nooooooo!!!! Apologies for the slight delay in getting my Top Chef finale photocap up. I had a minor bottleneck of work to do, and quite honestly, it’s all for the best because I needed that time to mourn the tragic death of Carla’s run at the title. I’m not usually one to hate on Top …

So How About Those Housewives?

“I’m a deranged BITCH!” If anyone watched the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion — and I know most of you did — you surely witnessed some of the more embarrassing female behavior from women over 17 since, well, the last episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Yes, the claws were out as resident …

'Idol' Presents Its Second Group of Musically-Challenged Future Superstars

I was so excited for American Idol last night, and the results were… eh. I can’t say I was particularly blown away by anyone, and I can’t say that anyone bombed in a spectacularly memorable fashion. Everyone was just sort of bland and forgettable. That being said, there’s still plenty to talk about, starting with …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: More Fun Times In The Hamptons

Coming off the tension-filled, passive-aggressive romp that was The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion special, I thought the latest episode of The Real Housewives of New York City would be a slight letdown. How wrong I was. It was hilarious as ever with Bethenny tearing up the screen with more one-liners than usual. Jill, …

THE CITY PHOTOCAP: I'm In Miami, Bitch!

Ahhhh… At long last. MTV has put screen shots of The City on their site! I don’t know when they started, but I think the last time I checked in about two weeks ago, there were none. Now, as some of you have read in the comments section, I absolutely love this show, but because …