Dwight from 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' Forgets To Wear Top Half of Yeti Costume

In season one of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene’s gay sidekick Dwight asked “How you gonna have a fashion show with no fashions?” He was referring, of course, to the infamous SHE BY SHERAYAY launch party which featured, quite literally, no fashions. Well, there may have been clothes at the party pictured above (hosted …

ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Pork Milanese and Artichokes Redux Edition

If I do say so myself, on Sunday night I made quite the hearty meal. The menu was rather simple: pork milanese with a steamed artichoke on the side. However, what made this meal particularly noteworthy was that it was the first time I’d ever cooked pork (bad Jew, apologies). Fear not, though. The experience …

Countess LuAnn Is Separating From Her Not Old Man Husband!

I woke up today to a flurry of emails in my inbox: the Count and Countess are breaking up! That’s right, the big news out of gossip-ville is that Countess LuAnn De Lesseps from The Real Housewives of New York City is splitting with her Not Old Man husband, the Count Alexandre De Lesseps, after …

YOU HEARD IT HERE SECOND: Martha Stewart Calls Bill O'Reilly a "Bone Head!"

Martha Stewart just called Bill O’Reilly a “bone head!” Well, actually, her “dogs” said it. And they didn’t even really say that. They just made fun of him on their “blog,” and Martha linked to it on Twitter and called him a “bone head,” which was really just a reference to what the dogs were …

ADVENTURES IN DRINKING: Fresh Cocktail Hour Edition

About a week ago, some people came over to my apartment, and we had the most delightful time making what we later called (perhaps unoriginally) the Fresh Cocktail Hour. Basically, with the help of plenty of fresh produce from the Farmer’s Market (not to mention some homemade horseradish), we made Bloody Marys, guacamole, and a …

Two Catfights On The 'Real Housewives!'

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! This clip from Tuesday’s upcoming Real Housewives of New York City episode is what you’d call the epitome of a cocktease, but that being said, there’s still juuuust enough awkward tension in its few seconds of confrontation between Bethenny and Kelly to be worth checking out. Gotta love Bethenny’s instant dig at …

America Gets It Almost Right… and Almost Very Wrong

PHHHEWW! We almost had a second major tragedy on our hands with last night’s American Idol results show. Poor Matt Giraud found himself not in the bottom three, but in the bottom two, despite having one of the best performances of the night. I don’t know what the hell happened, but I’ll blame it on …