Hello, people! I’m currently flying cross country on American Airlines, taking advantage of the inflight WiFi. You know what that means: time to live blog the adventures. Bitching and moaning after the jump…
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SPOILER! First they killed off Cutthroat Bitch. Now this?? Why must all my favorite characters leave House? It’s too cruel. Sadness. Update: Turns out we can thank BARACK OBAMA for this tragedy. Confused? Read THIS.
Chris Brown Puts On His Best Puppy Dog Eyes For The Court
“I’m sawwwy.” I think this picture of Chris Brown, taken at today’s arraignment, will now become my standard issue “caught-in-the-cookie-jar-and-am-sorry” photo for this blog. I don’t think I’ve seen such a shameless attempt at puppy dog eyes in quite some time. Surely, he’ll be able to win over any judge. Unless, of course, the judge …
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And The MMMMHMMMM Award Goes To…
Bravo’s A-List Awards are fairly horrendous, but they do offer special sights such as the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunited on the red carpet. Here we can see Nene Leakes, Lisa WU Hartwell, a significantly less wiggy Kim Zolciak, Sherayay Whitfield, and DeShawn Snow â€â€Ã‚ as portrayed by Shereeay’s bespectacled main gay. (How …
Let's Talk 'Apprentice' For A Moment, Shall We?
Let me start off by saying that I’ve not been covering Celebrity Apprentice, but I love it dearly and more people should watch it. Second of all, what the HELL was that?
From The Alexyss K Tylor Vaults
My friend Lisa not only tipped me off to one of the best YouTube videos ever, but she also alerted me to this gem from Alexyss K Tylor, who shot to internet notoriety with her famously viral vid “Penis Power.” In my humble opinion, the clip above  titled “Warning To Gay Boys”  is …
Obama: The Cigar
Hope has come to cigars. The other night I stumbled across this ad for the new Obama cigar from Granada Cigars. I’m really not quite sure how it relates to our current Commander In Chief (a Clinton brand might make more sense  heyooooh 1998 humor!), but according to the poster, “Change Has Come,” and …
HOUSEWIVES PHOTO SHOOT PHOTOCAP: Food Fight Edition
Recently, The Real Housewives of New York City gathered for an Entertainment Weekly photo shoot where the theme was “food fight.” As you can imagine, plenty of flour, pie, and other assorted kitchen items were hurled with plenty of gusto and aplomb. EW graciously captured all the excitement on video, but being the bastards they …
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British Commercial Encourages Brazilian and Heart-Shaped Lawns
An excitable IndianJones forwarded me this video today, which is a British spot for, well, you’ll see. Needless to say, I think we can all agree that IndianJones loves a salacious pun.
Effin' Gloria
Yesterday, my friend Lisa posted a story about Sandy Kane, an ancient stripper from Newark whose unique style of titillation is delivering borsht belt comedy wearing nothing but some pasties and a thong. Needless to say, Lisa was quite enamored. Well, I finally got around to watching a video of Sandy, and wow-my-gosh, it did …