The 'Idol' Kids Stay In The Picture

“BlllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhH!!!!” Ack! The American Idol results show will be airing on the East Coast in just a few hours, and I haven’t been able to even complain about last night yet! Well, let’s get started! First, the judging format: dumb. As Andy Dehnart vehemently observed, even with one less contestant, half as much judging, and …

BONUS HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Preview Pics From Tonight's A-List Awards

When the good people at Bravo sent me pics of almost all the Real Housewives doing a fashion show at tonight’s A-List Awards, I simply couldn’t resist the urge to do a photocap. I could go on about how all the women look more or less terrible and how the clothes all seem to be …

HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Working Girls

The ladies were workin’ it on last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City. The show put an emphasis on everyone’s career ambitions — with the exception of Alex, who I imagine was not allowed to bring cameras into the inner-sanctum of Victoria’s Secret where she worked. Of course, it doesn’t matter …

Your Triple Dose of Hotness For The Day

Take one part crazy, one part awesome, and one part HOT (in a deluded, not-as-hot-as-Gretchen kind of way), and what do you get? The picture above, which features Ramona (Real Housewives of New York City), Zoila (Flipping Out) and Tamra (Real Housewives of Orange County). I don’t know the context of the photo (sent to …

Lindsay Lohan Reminds Us That She's Actually Funny

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan Remember Mean Girls? Remember those Saturday Night Live appearances? Remember when Lindsay Lohan seemed rife with potential? We’ve pretty much forgotten about those days, but this self-mocking viral vid starring Lohan herself restores an ounce of faith that it’s not over for our favorite redhead troublemaker of Hollywood. …