Kelly and Bethenny Go At It Again — And It's Still Just As Fun!

It doesn’t matter how many times it happens, watching Kelly and Bethenny fight on The Real Housewives of New York City is always fantastic. I think it has something to do with the fact that they completely do not communicate (and that Kelly’s arguments are always so bizarre that they take on a certain surrealist …

HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: The One Where Everyone Screams At Each Other All At Once

These reunions just keep getting better. The Real Housewives of New York City descended on Wall Street last night for part one of their vociferous, catty showdown, and to say that tempers flared would be an understatement. Moderator Andy Cohen proved to be more inept than usual as he demonstrated a near inability to control …

The Plight of Casey Wilson

SNL’s Casey Wilson Reads Internet Comments from Casey Wilson Here’s an amusing video from Saturday Night Live’s Casey Wilson. It involves the Internet, emotions, and ambling down Western Avenue in Los Angeles. Plus, as an added bonus, she’s wearing the same outfit she wore on the plane when I stalked her from across the aisle! …

Call The DEA — The Idol Judges Are On CRACK!!!

There can only be one explanation for the unmitigated praise that the American Idol judges bestowed on Adam and Danny last night: crack. Well, I suppose there’s a second explanation: the music must just sound different live. Danny and Adam, who admittedly have very powerful voices, must translate stupendously well in person because on TV, …

HILLS RECAP: She Works Not Hard For The Money

I could really go for a Triscuit right now. There are three things that make any Hills episode good: Kelly Cutrone getting mad, Heidi having an illogical argument with another girl, and Audrina telling off Justin Bobby. Just our luck that last night’s show had all three of those elements. By far the most entertaining …

In Search of Blair Underwood

“Well hello.” Back when I joined Twitter in February, I announced a plan. I wanted to gain at least a thousand followers and have one of them be a celebrity. Well, it’s almost three months later, and I’m at a steady 389 followers, which is nice, but let’s face it: I really expected to be …

Tonight Promises To Be The Most Housewifiest Housewife Fest of All Housewife Time!

If there’s anything that could outshine my excitement for tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere, it’s part one of Bravo’s two-night Real Housewives of New York City reunion extravaganza. If these preview clips are any indication, the shows should be out of control. I don’t even have to discuss the videos. Just watch and …

VIDEO: Danny Gokey Forgets Lyrics At Hometown Concert, Epic Fail Ensues

So Danny Gokey went back to Milwaukee this weekend, and a funny thing happened at his hometown concert: his lyrics blew away in the wind. Yes, just as he was starting up a rendition of the classic Michael Jackson tune “Billie Jean,” his crib sheet flittered off in the wind, perhaps the result of not-so-divine …

HILLS PHOTOCAP: Jayde Hates Audrina, Heidi Hates Stacie, and Western Civilization Hates All Four Of Them

A funny thing just happened: it’s Monday afternoon, and I realized I haven’t written anything about last week’s episode of The Hills. Apologies all around. This in no way reflects the quality of the episode, which was highly amusing. Basically, it focused on girls being bitches to each other, and last time I checked, that’s …

Seriously, Who Is This?

I’m fairly excited to see I’m A Celebrity… Now Get Me Out Of Here!; although, I must admit that the anticipation has waned a bit since it’s been ruled that Rod Blagojevitch would not be allowed to participate. Either way, with Heidi, Spencer, Sanjaya, and Janice Dickinson stuck in the jungle together, there’s still potential. …