On tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, things got tense when the assembled fraus arrived at Kelly Bensimon’s Halloween party, only to discover that their notorious hostess was nowhere to be found. That’s right, Kelly  who proudly served as the letter “A” in her Halloween invites (not to mention the word “asshole”)  didn’t arrive at her own party until at least ninety minutes after it had started, perhaps up to two hours. So where was she? I’d like to think she was putting young Sea to sleep or perhaps caught in traffic or even overseeing an emergency meeting in the owl community, but no, Kelly was preoccupied with none of the above. Instead, she was just taking her sweet ass time with Plum TV, an online outpost that covers all things WASPy and delightful such as Marth’s Vineyard, Vail, and The Hamptons (but not plums, oddly enough). I don’t know why the good people at Plum TV took an interest in watching Kelly slip herself into a frilly Playboy bunny costume, but they did, and as a result, we get a neat, ninety-second glimpse into what the hell took Kelly so damn long to get to her party. I think we’re supposed to be entertained or entranced or fascinated by Kelly’s hair and makeup process, but instead, it’s just infuriating knowing there are people who are simultaneously waiting for her in a cramped, low-ceilinged social space being forced to pay for drinks (despite the presence of alcohol sponsors). WEAK.
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and when has a playboy bunny costume set a good example for your children???
I would NOT put my name on that party.
When Kelly arrived late she said something about having Halloween with her children, as if she had taken them trick or treating, and I was a little, but not a lot, understanding. Liar.
I would rather watch Simon putting on his Moose costume.
Roller Girl doesn’t care.!
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Jennifer posted exactly what I was going to say.
**ugh** She’s just YUCK!
And what makes the “bow” better than “ears” on a bunny?!? DORK!!!!!
Kelly claims she was stuck in traffic! I am pretty sure that Kelly doesn’t ever have to be held accountable for any of her horrific behvior! And of course she doesn’t have to plan ahead to make it somewhere ON TIME!
It was a fun ep anyway & Jill looked great!!
Ugh. She can put on all the spackle she wants.
She still looks like a man and acts like an asshole.
Kelly the nut job needs to get some help. Also want to say Congrat to Bethany on her babyGirl. Be happy Bethany. I think you will make a great mom.
Kelly, you are an idiot. You can’t even speak english. I am amazed you got a degree in english from Columbia Univ. God help us….like.