Yesterday, my friend Lisa posted a story about Sandy Kane, an ancient stripper from Newark whose unique style of titillation is delivering borsht belt comedy wearing nothing but some pasties and a thong. Needless to say, Lisa was quite enamored. Well, I finally got around to watching a video of Sandy, and wow-my-gosh, it did not disappoint. If ever there was a personification of the phrase, “Hey, toots,” it would be this woman. I’m not sure if this clip will be for everyone â€â€Ã‚ and the language and old saggy boobs could very well make it NSFW  but oh man, I was simply dying when I watched it.
Fuckin’ Gloria…