Are you ready for the reunion of The Real Housewives of New Jersey tonight? Everyone’s buzzing about it, thanks to an action-packed preview video Bravo released last week. Well, guess what? We have more clips from tonight’s episode! Above, Teresa and Danielle try to cool down post-blowup with the help of Andy Cohen, Caroline, and two doting hair stylists, but it seems to be an exercise in futility.
After the jump, Andy Cohen gives us a very special halftime report from the set of the reunion that plays more or less like a really lame version of The Blair Witch Project. And yet, when Danielle arrives and says “I’m not going anywhere,” it’s somehow scarier than that movie…
Get psyched!
Maybe Danny shoulda’ brought some Hells Angels to the festivities, they could have protected Andy!
omg Andy is sooo waaasted…why am i surprised???
“It’s like three in the afternoon, and the surprising thing is, i have only STARTED drinking, how am i going to do the show, with the square tits, omg. I have to talk to Danielle, omg. “
Holy shitballs Andy’s wonk eye is really wonky! It was never that obvious before. So now Andy’s wonk eye is exacerbated. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW DANIELLE???
Hilarious. Is Andy going to call Danielle’s lawyer to sue Teresa for shoving him? That’s assault!
I will not clap.
Where did Andy’s pupils go? Xanax eyes? LOL
Teresa’s dress was an assault on the eyes, hence the wonkiness.
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