Once a season, some guy on Big Brother gets caught pleasuring himself, and for this latest iteration, it appears as though Lane is our lucky victim. The redneck turtle-killer was caught on the feeds last night enjoying some extreme pleasure in the shower that we’ll assume came from self-gratification (unless he merely enjoys fiddling with his earlobes — hey, everyone’s got their own fetishes). Prudes should fear not: we see nothing. It’s all the power of suggestion.
Via Jezebel.
Thanks to jash for the heads up.
Does Jash read the Jezebel? Interesting.
You had to figure it would be Lane to get caught first. But really he looks like he doesn’t care who knows what he’s doing.
Ohmygosh, Ohmygosh, I’m literally nauseous after seeing that. AAAAAGH. I can’t believe that was televised! Was that televised?! Such a private.. and Gross moment. And cleaning his ears and his boogers all the while??! What!? And then he hacks a loogie for good measure.
Umm, I’m never going barefoot in a public shower again… yikes!
If it had eyes, he would have shot it.
of course i read jezebel.
gotta keep up with what crazy women are angry or offended about and take pleasure in knowing i have nothing to do with the lot. 🙂
Excellent reply. I read Jez because I am a glutton for punishment.
Sometimes you just gotta knock one out.
Does he keep touching his snot and his ears so we won’t notice his other hand never appears or does he multi task all the time?
I appreciate how he inspects (admires?) his “do” hand when finished.
Never trust a rightie.
I’ll speak up for all womankind: THAT’S all guys get out of it? Sheesh. Anti-climactical. (Pun intended, I guess?) Why do guy have to do it so often then?
Because what we may lack in quality we make up in quantity.
I didn’t think this was possible, but I miss the jack shack…
WOW…OMG! I am so friggin’ turned on by lane. I love his sexy manly body and feet. To think he was cumming and made that face….so hot. I would love to see his cock and ass. If I was Brittany I would suck him off.
WOW…OMG! I am so friggin’ turned on by lane. I love his sexy manly body and feet. To think he was cumming and made that face….so hot. I would love to see his cock and ass. If I was Brittany I would suck him off.